It bes here!
There has been a confirmed sighting of the package labelled as XXXXXKIRILLXXXXX on our sunny shores. Customs are holding it hostage until the contents are checked thoroughly and no bombs are detected.
Said package might be held at customs and reciever may be asked to surrender a said amount of money in exchange for the package.
If nothing is wrong, the package will be sent directly to the reciever with no additional charge.
Now back to your regular programme.
Said package might be held at customs and reciever may be asked to surrender a said amount of money in exchange for the package.
If nothing is wrong, the package will be sent directly to the reciever with no additional charge.
Now back to your regular programme.