Hey, fuck you, OKCupid!
OMG. No. Seriously, wtf. First some dude randomly IMs me on OKCupid with this:
Douchebag1: I don't get that.
kitrona:What?
Douchebag1:Your intense hatred of white men.
kitrona:What the fuck are you talking about?
Douchebag1:It's there.
kitrona:Ok dude, you have fun with that then.
kitrona:Maybe I just have an intense hatred for douchebags of any color, including ones who think they can psychoanalyze someone based on their OKCupid profile. :)
So I block him, and then I get this dude IMing me. (This is just part of the conversation. Unicorn in polyspeak = hot bi babe who generally is not allowed to have any interests outside the relationship and is essentially unpaid housemaid, nanny, and sextoy.)
Douchebag2:actually. i do have one girl with potential
Douchebag2:but she is way too hot for me
[1:48:38 am]kitrona:to be a unicorn?
[1:48:39 am]kitrona:heh
Douchebag2:nope just for me
[1:48:57 am]kitrona:ah
Douchebag2:to give you an idea
Douchebag2:http://img.suicidegirls.com/media/girls/Hedy/photos/Hipster%20Style/22.jpg
[1:51:01 am]kitrona:I'm not a member, so it's not coming up.
Douchebag2:do you have AIM?
[1:52:07 am]kitrona:yeah, but i'm having issues with it right now (NOTE: THIS WAS TOTALLY A LIE.)
Douchebag2:email?
[1:55:00 am]kitrona:um, well... no offense intended, but i just met you. :)
Douchebag2:totally offensive lol
Douchebag2:and you havent been poly long enough to know that you always create an email without your name for this stuff (YES, I AM THAT STUPID, HURRHURRHURR)
[1:56:06 am]kitrona:i have a bunch of emails, i'm aware of how easy it is to create a new one, but right now, i just really am not in a headspace to deal with it
Douchebag2:understood
Douchebag2:you racist haha (THAT WAS SO FUNNY DUDE I ALMOST PASSED OUT)
Douchebag2:believe me, one of two things will happen with the unicorn
Douchebag2:she will realize she was an idiot and change her situation and try to come back
Douchebag2:or you will end up being ok with being friends with her again
[1:57:45 am]kitrona:we'll probably end up friends, but just not now.
Douchebag2:it takes a while
Douchebag2:but not a year
Douchebag2:you should go for a few casual encounters with women
Douchebag2:that should ease you back into it
[1:59:14 am]kitrona:maybe
Douchebag2:i'm the vietnam vet of poly
... yeah, no, dude. How about a big Fuck with a capital YOU. You don't know me, you have no idea what's going on with me, you couldn't possibly have enough information to tell me how long it will take me to heal or what I "should" do.
Douchebag1: I don't get that.
kitrona:What?
Douchebag1:Your intense hatred of white men.
kitrona:What the fuck are you talking about?
Douchebag1:It's there.
kitrona:Ok dude, you have fun with that then.
kitrona:Maybe I just have an intense hatred for douchebags of any color, including ones who think they can psychoanalyze someone based on their OKCupid profile. :)
So I block him, and then I get this dude IMing me. (This is just part of the conversation. Unicorn in polyspeak = hot bi babe who generally is not allowed to have any interests outside the relationship and is essentially unpaid housemaid, nanny, and sextoy.)
Douchebag2:actually. i do have one girl with potential
Douchebag2:but she is way too hot for me
[1:48:38 am]kitrona:to be a unicorn?
[1:48:39 am]kitrona:heh
Douchebag2:nope just for me
[1:48:57 am]kitrona:ah
Douchebag2:to give you an idea
Douchebag2:http://img.suicidegirls.com/media/girls/Hedy/photos/Hipster%20Style/22.jpg
[1:51:01 am]kitrona:I'm not a member, so it's not coming up.
Douchebag2:do you have AIM?
[1:52:07 am]kitrona:yeah, but i'm having issues with it right now (NOTE: THIS WAS TOTALLY A LIE.)
Douchebag2:email?
[1:55:00 am]kitrona:um, well... no offense intended, but i just met you. :)
Douchebag2:totally offensive lol
Douchebag2:and you havent been poly long enough to know that you always create an email without your name for this stuff (YES, I AM THAT STUPID, HURRHURRHURR)
[1:56:06 am]kitrona:i have a bunch of emails, i'm aware of how easy it is to create a new one, but right now, i just really am not in a headspace to deal with it
Douchebag2:understood
Douchebag2:you racist haha (THAT WAS SO FUNNY DUDE I ALMOST PASSED OUT)
Douchebag2:believe me, one of two things will happen with the unicorn
Douchebag2:she will realize she was an idiot and change her situation and try to come back
Douchebag2:or you will end up being ok with being friends with her again
[1:57:45 am]kitrona:we'll probably end up friends, but just not now.
Douchebag2:it takes a while
Douchebag2:but not a year
Douchebag2:you should go for a few casual encounters with women
Douchebag2:that should ease you back into it
[1:59:14 am]kitrona:maybe
Douchebag2:i'm the vietnam vet of poly
... yeah, no, dude. How about a big Fuck with a capital YOU. You don't know me, you have no idea what's going on with me, you couldn't possibly have enough information to tell me how long it will take me to heal or what I "should" do.