State of Affairs in the Kindgom of Patanuska
Beloved denizens of Patanuska;
The King of Patanuska, in all his dusty glory, wishes to thank you for your hard work and patience. We happily report that the North West border of the Kindgom has been completely cleared of all refuse collected over the past nine years! And though our forces are showing signs of fatigue, they battle bravely against the Junk Masses of the Northern Front.
The King has set a deadline for this Thursday, the sixteenth of November of two thousand and six, to be the final day of the War on Having-a-dirty-Kingdom, expecting a full recovery from constant trash, dust, dirt, and other assorted filth bombardment. In short, come the final moments of tomorrow... ...Patanuska will be CLEAN!
The Kingdom of Patanuska wish to send special thanks to the Benevolent Dictatorship of Mae for their ongoing moral, economic, and agricultural support in Patanuska's efforts to regain and maintain cleanliness, as well as accepting offers made by the Kingdom of Patanuska to take time and celebrate the dual victories sure to take place within both our borders.
Now, with forces poised to quell the final resistance, the King of Patanuska parts with these final words: Rock on witcha bad selves.
[Translation: ^.^ My room's almost clean!]
The King of Patanuska, in all his dusty glory, wishes to thank you for your hard work and patience. We happily report that the North West border of the Kindgom has been completely cleared of all refuse collected over the past nine years! And though our forces are showing signs of fatigue, they battle bravely against the Junk Masses of the Northern Front.
The King has set a deadline for this Thursday, the sixteenth of November of two thousand and six, to be the final day of the War on Having-a-dirty-Kingdom, expecting a full recovery from constant trash, dust, dirt, and other assorted filth bombardment. In short, come the final moments of tomorrow... ...Patanuska will be CLEAN!
The Kingdom of Patanuska wish to send special thanks to the Benevolent Dictatorship of Mae for their ongoing moral, economic, and agricultural support in Patanuska's efforts to regain and maintain cleanliness, as well as accepting offers made by the Kingdom of Patanuska to take time and celebrate the dual victories sure to take place within both our borders.
Now, with forces poised to quell the final resistance, the King of Patanuska parts with these final words: Rock on witcha bad selves.
[Translation: ^.^ My room's almost clean!]