Supergirl, The Flash and Spider-Man fic: Seize the Champagne!
This is a 160 word Supergirl, The Flash and Spider-Man multiverse drabble for the Numbers Challenge at 1_million_words ENJOY!
If you asked Kara Danvers and Barry Allen what they enjoyed most about being superheroes-“You mean besides saving people of course”-they would say their favorite thing was the massive amount of food they could eat in one sitting.
But a serious downside to that was that alcohol had zero effect on them.
So they were shocked when their teenage friend and fellow hero Peter Parker informed them that he was finally able to achieve a slightly inebriated state.
And it only took 732 glasses of champagne to get there.
“732 glasses of champagne?! How did you get 732 glasses of champagne?” an impressed Barry exclaimed while a worried Kara simultaneously asked “Peter, you're underage, you shouldn’t be anywhere near alcohol! Does May know?”
Peter shrugged his shoulders. “Mr. Stark hosted an engagement party for May and Happy at the Compound, so he invited half of Queens and had it catered for thousands of people.”
Ah, that explained it.
If you asked Kara Danvers and Barry Allen what they enjoyed most about being superheroes-“You mean besides saving people of course”-they would say their favorite thing was the massive amount of food they could eat in one sitting.
But a serious downside to that was that alcohol had zero effect on them.
So they were shocked when their teenage friend and fellow hero Peter Parker informed them that he was finally able to achieve a slightly inebriated state.
And it only took 732 glasses of champagne to get there.
“732 glasses of champagne?! How did you get 732 glasses of champagne?” an impressed Barry exclaimed while a worried Kara simultaneously asked “Peter, you're underage, you shouldn’t be anywhere near alcohol! Does May know?”
Peter shrugged his shoulders. “Mr. Stark hosted an engagement party for May and Happy at the Compound, so he invited half of Queens and had it catered for thousands of people.”
Ah, that explained it.