Star Trek (AOS) Fic: Insanity Confirmed
This is a 160 word Kirk/McCoy drabble for the Weekend Challenge at 1_million_words ENJOY!!
“This is what you've driven me too, you and your not looking before you leap insanity.”
Jim Kirk tried not to wince too obviously when his best friend and even better doctor Leonard McCoy picked up his hypospray and wielded it like it was a phaser.
But Bones, being the observant bastard he was, saw the flinch and lowered the hypo. He picked up his tricorder instead and continued grumbling as he poked and prodded his long suffering captain.
“I’m not going to ask you what you were thinking because it’s too god-damned obvious that you weren’t thinking of anything.”
“Bones please, I’m always thinking,” Jim interrupted, smiling cheekily.
“No, you’re thinking of ways of driving me to drink,” McCoy replied.
“Only if I get to drink with you,” Jim answered, grinning even wider.
“Unbelievable,” he huffed out, but there wasn’t any anger behind his words because McCoy found himself smiling back just fondly. “Could you be a bigger infant?”
“This is what you've driven me too, you and your not looking before you leap insanity.”
Jim Kirk tried not to wince too obviously when his best friend and even better doctor Leonard McCoy picked up his hypospray and wielded it like it was a phaser.
But Bones, being the observant bastard he was, saw the flinch and lowered the hypo. He picked up his tricorder instead and continued grumbling as he poked and prodded his long suffering captain.
“I’m not going to ask you what you were thinking because it’s too god-damned obvious that you weren’t thinking of anything.”
“Bones please, I’m always thinking,” Jim interrupted, smiling cheekily.
“No, you’re thinking of ways of driving me to drink,” McCoy replied.
“Only if I get to drink with you,” Jim answered, grinning even wider.
“Unbelievable,” he huffed out, but there wasn’t any anger behind his words because McCoy found himself smiling back just fondly. “Could you be a bigger infant?”