Sickbed attention whore post - not f-locked

[kitlizzy]

I'm stuck sick on the couch and I am bored and cranky beyond belief. So, pretty pretty please, tell me something interesting or scandalous or secret or yell at me or hit on me or SOMETHING.

Comments screened because it's more fun that way. You can leave anonymous screened comments, too, for all those things you always wanted to say to me but didn't.