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I've decided that just as people can stalk celebrities, celebrities can stalk us normal people even if they don't realise it.
And in the dawn of that realisation I would like to state that Ben Affleck is stalking me.
Officially.
First...there's the dream. Now, I refuse to believe that my subconscious could be so twisted as to find Ben Affleck attractive when we weigh up everything that's wrong with him [he was engaged to J-Lo frchrissakes], so I believe that was him projecting himself on an astral level in to my dream. And, due to the extensive ear-nuzzling, I would go further to state that Ben Affleck wants me.
Now, we could leave these as the ramblings of an insane, sleep-deprived mind, if you like, but the evidence goes on.
He is everywhere.
Item One: Talking to _magicbox_ revealed that she was watching Jersey Girl. Ben Affleck is invading the life of one of my best friends.
Item Two: He strikes again. littlehollyleaf informs me that she has Paycheck on video.
Item Three: Not content with attempting to indoctrinate two of my best friends, he decides to try me again. I happily channel surf onto BBC1 and find Mr. Affleck staring at me in a Santa costume [him in the Santa costume, not me, obviously] in a film called Deception.
I think you'll all agree that this is sufficient evidence to substantiate my claim that Ben Affleck is, even if only on a subconscious level, stalking me.
And in the dawn of that realisation I would like to state that Ben Affleck is stalking me.
Officially.
First...there's the dream. Now, I refuse to believe that my subconscious could be so twisted as to find Ben Affleck attractive when we weigh up everything that's wrong with him [he was engaged to J-Lo frchrissakes], so I believe that was him projecting himself on an astral level in to my dream. And, due to the extensive ear-nuzzling, I would go further to state that Ben Affleck wants me.
Now, we could leave these as the ramblings of an insane, sleep-deprived mind, if you like, but the evidence goes on.
He is everywhere.
Item One: Talking to _magicbox_ revealed that she was watching Jersey Girl. Ben Affleck is invading the life of one of my best friends.
Item Two: He strikes again. littlehollyleaf informs me that she has Paycheck on video.
Item Three: Not content with attempting to indoctrinate two of my best friends, he decides to try me again. I happily channel surf onto BBC1 and find Mr. Affleck staring at me in a Santa costume [him in the Santa costume, not me, obviously] in a film called Deception.
I think you'll all agree that this is sufficient evidence to substantiate my claim that Ben Affleck is, even if only on a subconscious level, stalking me.