Keying Cars, Stealing Shit, Being Useless Fucks
To the incredibly original man or woman who keyed a green 95 Jeep YJ in the Lethbridge, AB mall parking lot,
I often wonder to myself; "Why would a person vandalize another person's property? What strikes a person as so 'exciting', so utterly irresistible about dragging a metallic object across the side of a vehicle?" The answer to this is quite simple: You are an attention seeker.
News flash: This society your trying to be a part of, with all its vastness and diversity, with all its loving individuals and hateful miscreants, with all the evil and good, did not even blink when you keyed my vehicle. You will not make an impact by keying a Nursing Student in the mall parking lot. Your friends will not think you are cool. Your parents will not change how they raised you. You will not make a lasting impression on my life. Your ineptitude will not be compensated by your ability to remove paint from a material object.
Karma, however, is dynamic in its responses to providing balance. I would be lying if I said I didn't wish a shopping cart would blow into your vehicle or another person hit it with their car door and drove off.
But hey that's just my opinion.
Moving on! Let's look at cats and Jeremy Renner.
http://hawkeye-but-with-cats.tumblr.com/
I often wonder to myself; "Why would a person vandalize another person's property? What strikes a person as so 'exciting', so utterly irresistible about dragging a metallic object across the side of a vehicle?" The answer to this is quite simple: You are an attention seeker.
News flash: This society your trying to be a part of, with all its vastness and diversity, with all its loving individuals and hateful miscreants, with all the evil and good, did not even blink when you keyed my vehicle. You will not make an impact by keying a Nursing Student in the mall parking lot. Your friends will not think you are cool. Your parents will not change how they raised you. You will not make a lasting impression on my life. Your ineptitude will not be compensated by your ability to remove paint from a material object.
Karma, however, is dynamic in its responses to providing balance. I would be lying if I said I didn't wish a shopping cart would blow into your vehicle or another person hit it with their car door and drove off.
But hey that's just my opinion.
Moving on! Let's look at cats and Jeremy Renner.
http://hawkeye-but-with-cats.tumblr.com/