The Astronauts Wife
Well, guess what? I found something to watch! THE ASTRONAUTS WIFE. Three guesses to who's in it. Seriously, this can be a fun game. For me anyways...
Yes, the person who's in It, since I can't tell you who it was, was a crazy alien guy (But you didn't know that, because he was in disguise! OOOO!).
He impregnated his wife with FACE HUGGING EMBRYO BABIES, which then were supposed to fly some stupid plane thing, which never happened, because the bloody movie ended before the kids even grew up!! WHAT'S THAT ABOUT???? I dunno, I just know I'm a bit peeved the guy kinda died for no reason. The stupid lady electrocuted him because
A) shes an idiot, and killed her awesome, yet alien husband,
And B) He was, at the time an alien. (as I said earlier)
Anyways, after she so stupidly killed her amazing husband (who was kinda homicidal, and previously killed her sister) the alien... umm... spirit? Yes, the crazy alien spirit flew over, and took over the stupid lady's body. So his death really did nothing to stop the evil FACE HUGGING EMBRYO BABIES. See? Poor awesome guy died for no reason!! *slaps whatserface for killing him*
I mean, why was it such a bloody big deal that the alien babies didn't make it out of her alive, if all they friggin did was NOTHING! All poor little Spencer, the freaky alien man who was rather dashing might I add, wanted to do was protect his gross little alien babies! And... kinda kill whatserface, but I wish that happened instead... Poor Spencer... *mourns*
Ok, new movie on the satellite!! This ones just started, but I think I've seen it already. It's called Shallow Grave. Ooooooooh, spooooky!
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Yep, I've seen it! Everyone except Ewan Mcgregor dies. He just gets almost drilled through the head. Right now he's watching the Wicker Man. And then the lady dies! Oh well, It's at least better than the last one! Seriously, that last one REALLY sucked. Like, a leech or... something. *thinks*
P.S.
The whatserface lady is my favorite actress, so I can cut her a break this time. Just as long as she doesn't kill *blank* in anymore movies.