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May 01, 2005 12:12

because i dnt feel like typing the whole story out again:
smartassshea (11:31:02 AM): what happened with the cops?
KitKat17046 (11:31:09 AM): ugh
KitKat17046 (11:31:26 AM): i got a fucking drinking ticket and i was not even drinking, i had about a sip of beer
KitKat17046 (11:31:29 AM): this is ow it goes
KitKat17046 (11:31:35 AM): how*
smartassshea (11:31:41 AM): how much is the ticket?
KitKat17046 (11:31:51 AM): 147 fucking dollars
smartassshea (11:32:05 AM): =-O
KitKat17046 (11:32:10 AM): so it was the jr/sr bar crawl
KitKat17046 (11:32:23 AM): and we wer getting ready to leave the bar to go to the next one
KitKat17046 (11:32:35 AM): and i was a babysitter, the only people allowed to drink were the jr and seniors
KitKat17046 (11:32:44 AM): and abbie had like a sip left of beer
KitKat17046 (11:32:59 AM): and she was lke "kathleen i cant finish this finish it for me please so we can go"
KitKat17046 (11:33:12 AM): so i did and right as i was putting the cup down the cops walked in
KitKat17046 (11:33:38 AM): and they thought that i was putting it down bc i saw them so right away they assumed i was under age
KitKat17046 (11:33:48 AM): so they were like mam can we see ur id
KitKat17046 (11:33:50 AM): and i was like sure
KitKat17046 (11:33:58 AM): then they were like walk a straight like
KitKat17046 (11:33:59 AM): line
KitKat17046 (11:34:10 AM): and i was like fine, but can i take of my shoes, becaue i was wearing huge heels
KitKat17046 (11:34:28 AM): and he as like well lets go into the alley then
KitKat17046 (11:34:31 AM): and i was like whatever
KitKat17046 (11:34:52 AM): so me and the one cop went in the alley and then the other cop stayed inside with about 8 of my isters that were still there
KitKat17046 (11:35:09 AM): so in the alley walking a straight line suddenly turned into blowing
KitKat17046 (11:35:25 AM): so he made me blow and obviously i blew something since i just had some beet
KitKat17046 (11:35:27 AM): beer
KitKat17046 (11:35:55 AM): but i was like "officer i swear to you i just had a little bc someone asked me to finishs it so we could go to the next bar, im not even allowed to drink on this"
KitKat17046 (11:36:19 AM): and he wass like fine, fi your telling the truth you;; blow again and it will go down significantly and then i wont ticket you
KitKat17046 (11:36:37 AM): so while this is going on the other cop is carding my sisters in the bar
KitKat17046 (11:36:47 AM): and everyone that was underage were totally sober
KitKat17046 (11:36:56 AM): so the other cop comes out side with me and the other cop
smartassshea (11:37:20 AM): man what douche bags
KitKat17046 (11:37:26 AM): and at this point i am BAWLING my eyes out saying i cant afford to pay 147.00 im putting my self through college
KitKat17046 (11:37:32 AM): and you know what they did
KitKat17046 (11:37:34 AM): LAUGHED
KitKat17046 (11:37:38 AM): over nad over again
smartassshea (11:37:38 AM): omg
KitKat17046 (11:37:49 AM): she then i blew again and there was a HUGE difference
KitKat17046 (11:37:53 AM): and he said we waited 20 mins
KitKat17046 (11:38:00 AM): but we probably waited about 5 or ten
smartassshea (11:38:04 AM): man
KitKat17046 (11:38:11 AM): and the first time i blew it was like .064
KitKat17046 (11:38:14 AM): .063
KitKat17046 (11:38:20 AM): and now it was like .032
smartassshea (11:38:20 AM): wow
KitKat17046 (11:38:27 AM): so that was a HUUUUGE difference
KitKat17046 (11:38:45 AM): and they were talking, and i wasl ike "can i please go inside to get my shoes
KitKat17046 (11:38:52 AM): and he was like sure, and the cops followed me in
KitKat17046 (11:38:55 AM): the one
KitKat17046 (11:39:00 AM): and i was asking him questions
KitKat17046 (11:39:08 AM): and he was like "mame dont yell at me"
KitKat17046 (11:39:14 AM): and i was not even mary, in the slightest
KitKat17046 (11:39:26 AM): i was like "sir im talking louder because there is music going in"
KitKat17046 (11:39:32 AM): we were in a fucking bar
smartassshea (11:39:37 AM): yea I understand
KitKat17046 (11:40:05 AM): so i went outside and the cop turns even into a more of an asshole and was like "well your overweight so you shouldnt be blowing this high"
KitKat17046 (11:40:11 AM): so then he basically calls me fat
smartassshea (11:40:18 AM): omg.
smartassshea (11:40:18 AM): yea right?
smartassshea (11:40:21 AM): are you fucking serious
smartassshea (11:40:30 AM): wow.
smartassshea (11:40:36 AM): I am stunned.
KitKat17046 (11:40:40 AM): and i was like "sir, did you or did you not say that if there was a big difference in the two blows that i would not get a ticket"
KitKat17046 (11:40:57 AM): and then he changes his story and was like "well either way yyou were drinking"
KitKat17046 (11:41:20 AM): and thats when i got pist off and i was like" well i see how it is, either way you want to write me the ticket, for freakin write it so i can get on with my life"
KitKat17046 (11:41:24 AM): AND THEN
KitKat17046 (11:41:30 AM): we were in the DIRTY MUDDY ALLEY
KitKat17046 (11:41:49 AM): and i was with my room mate , you know cause she was all upset, and the other axid's were insdie
smartassshea (11:41:56 AM): yea
KitKat17046 (11:42:01 AM): so i go to use the door to walk through the bar to go hom
KitKat17046 (11:42:02 AM): e
KitKat17046 (11:42:07 AM): and they wouldnt even fucking let me
KitKat17046 (11:42:16 AM): we had to walk through this gross alley
KitKat17046 (11:42:39 AM): and then when we got outside to the street some guy was so fucking drinnk that he fell and cracked his head open right in front of me
smartassshea (11:42:54 AM): omg
KitKat17046 (11:43:00 AM): and i just wanted to og back to the cops and say if you werent suck fucking dooche bags you could of helped this guy
KitKat17046 (11:43:07 AM): he fucking deserves a PAULA not me
smartassshea (11:43:16 AM): yea
KitKat17046 (11:43:18 AM): so i have a court date and evverything
KitKat17046 (11:43:21 AM): and im going to fight it
KitKat17046 (11:43:26 AM): because the cops were so out of line
KitKat17046 (11:43:36 AM): they told me one thing, insulted me, and laughed at me
smartassshea (11:43:44 AM): yea the insulting and laughing is too much
KitKat17046 (11:43:45 AM): matt's talking to his sister, who is a lawyer about it today
smartassshea (11:44:01 AM): good
smartassshea (11:44:06 AM): those asshole cant do that
KitKat17046 (11:44:15 AM): i know fuck that shit
KitKat17046 (11:44:18 AM): OH
KitKat17046 (11:44:35 AM): and then he told all my sisters that their ids were fake
smartassshea (11:45:13 AM): :-(
KitKat17046 (11:45:19 AM): BUT TEHY WERENT!
smartassshea (11:45:28 AM): haha what retards
KitKat17046 (11:45:30 AM): thats also why i think he was suck a jerk
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