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Go to http://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you...
1. Your name: Kate
Kate is a lion. And a vampire. And she runs like a dragon. She has more passion than you'll ever have. Next year, she hopes to live on the music interest floor. Kates are a very rare breed, but the rarest of all are the Katharine Sundays. Kate is also the subject of a phenomenal Ben Folds song.
She sure can play the violin...what a Kate!
Did you see that girl running? She resembles a dragon when she does that...must be a Kate.
2.How old are you? 27
A great age in your twenties that ends with a prime number. By this age, you're working your way out of your quarter-life crisis, and are looking forward to a developing career and to your 30's, where you'll have more money, more cars, and more women.
He's got a hot lady at his side, a two-six in his hand... that guy is livin' it up like he's 27!
3.One of your Friends. Jessi
The female version of of the name Jesse. Can also refer to someone made of awesome.
Hank: "I thought your name was spelled J-e-s-s-e."
Jessi: "Are you calling me a dude, a-hole?" -_-
4.What (who?) should be doing? Sewing
To have kinky sex, often anonymous.
Last night, I met a guy and we were sewing for hours.
5.Favorite color?Red
Is the probe/mouse/player color, when you are playing a cat and mouse game on Starcraft that the computer keeps following only you. This joke was created after a two hour long game in witch things were assigned to each color.
“God they are all following you”
“Well he is red after all”
6.Hometown. Urbana
Hell, commonly known as the opposite of heaven. A place in which one would never want to find themselves in for long but feels as though they will never escape.
Man, I've been stuck in Urbana for so long, I hope I can escape soon.
How was your day? It was total Urbana!
7.Month of birthday. July
The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July.
"Man, that girl is super sexy. Her birthday must be in July."
"My girlfriend was so irresistible yesterday. I couldn't keep my hands off her. She really is a July girl."
8.Last Person you talked to on the phone: Mom
The woman who gave birth to you. She sometimes gets in your face & business, she has mood swings & at times just loses it, but you love her no matter what & she loves you too.
All any mom really wants is to have one day a week to just relax & not have to drive their kids everywhere.
She's the woman who takes care of all the pets you promised to feed & bathe but 'forget', the one who buys you almost everything in the world, the one who hugs you when you're upset & always has a shoulder to cry on, the one who deals with anything from Tampons to heartbreaks when dads don't, the one who always searches for bargains, & one of the few females who won't start rumors about you & start drama.
In other words, the crazy lady well all love.
Me: Mom, can I have this new CD?
Mom: You just got one!
Me: But I really like this band! I found it online cheap & new.
Mom: -sighs- How much, honey?
9. Favorite sport: Reading
A code word for the act of masturbating in front of ones partner on web cam when other sexual acts are not possible
Sarah and I were reading last night on Skype and it made me want her sexy body so bad.
~~okay well I did mean the thing you do with a book.........
10. Last Name:Schuh
Someone who has the funds to pay bills on time but is always late. Will avoid bill collectors at all cost. Or will lie to buy time before having to make that payment, even if he/she has to call back and make sure the lie is received by the person who was calling to collect the payment.
I just called this guy and got another schuh excuse for why he is going to be late again this month.
Yes I agree that Steve is a schuh.
That bitch Echo has turned into a real schuh over the last couple months on her payments.
1. Your name: Kate
Kate is a lion. And a vampire. And she runs like a dragon. She has more passion than you'll ever have. Next year, she hopes to live on the music interest floor. Kates are a very rare breed, but the rarest of all are the Katharine Sundays. Kate is also the subject of a phenomenal Ben Folds song.
She sure can play the violin...what a Kate!
Did you see that girl running? She resembles a dragon when she does that...must be a Kate.
2.How old are you? 27
A great age in your twenties that ends with a prime number. By this age, you're working your way out of your quarter-life crisis, and are looking forward to a developing career and to your 30's, where you'll have more money, more cars, and more women.
He's got a hot lady at his side, a two-six in his hand... that guy is livin' it up like he's 27!
3.One of your Friends. Jessi
The female version of of the name Jesse. Can also refer to someone made of awesome.
Hank: "I thought your name was spelled J-e-s-s-e."
Jessi: "Are you calling me a dude, a-hole?" -_-
4.What (who?) should be doing? Sewing
To have kinky sex, often anonymous.
Last night, I met a guy and we were sewing for hours.
5.Favorite color?Red
Is the probe/mouse/player color, when you are playing a cat and mouse game on Starcraft that the computer keeps following only you. This joke was created after a two hour long game in witch things were assigned to each color.
“God they are all following you”
“Well he is red after all”
6.Hometown. Urbana
Hell, commonly known as the opposite of heaven. A place in which one would never want to find themselves in for long but feels as though they will never escape.
Man, I've been stuck in Urbana for so long, I hope I can escape soon.
How was your day? It was total Urbana!
7.Month of birthday. July
The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July.
"Man, that girl is super sexy. Her birthday must be in July."
"My girlfriend was so irresistible yesterday. I couldn't keep my hands off her. She really is a July girl."
8.Last Person you talked to on the phone: Mom
The woman who gave birth to you. She sometimes gets in your face & business, she has mood swings & at times just loses it, but you love her no matter what & she loves you too.
All any mom really wants is to have one day a week to just relax & not have to drive their kids everywhere.
She's the woman who takes care of all the pets you promised to feed & bathe but 'forget', the one who buys you almost everything in the world, the one who hugs you when you're upset & always has a shoulder to cry on, the one who deals with anything from Tampons to heartbreaks when dads don't, the one who always searches for bargains, & one of the few females who won't start rumors about you & start drama.
In other words, the crazy lady well all love.
Me: Mom, can I have this new CD?
Mom: You just got one!
Me: But I really like this band! I found it online cheap & new.
Mom: -sighs- How much, honey?
9. Favorite sport: Reading
A code word for the act of masturbating in front of ones partner on web cam when other sexual acts are not possible
Sarah and I were reading last night on Skype and it made me want her sexy body so bad.
~~okay well I did mean the thing you do with a book.........
10. Last Name:Schuh
Someone who has the funds to pay bills on time but is always late. Will avoid bill collectors at all cost. Or will lie to buy time before having to make that payment, even if he/she has to call back and make sure the lie is received by the person who was calling to collect the payment.
I just called this guy and got another schuh excuse for why he is going to be late again this month.
Yes I agree that Steve is a schuh.
That bitch Echo has turned into a real schuh over the last couple months on her payments.