watch out, that rabbit's dynamite!

[kitimher]

on a day when western culture worships THE BUNNY and celebrates chocolate and refined sugar in all its myriad forms....

a little reminder about the true nature of Mr. Bunny, perhaps?

[clop clop clop]
[whinny whinny]

GALAHAD
They're nervous, sire.
ARTHUR
Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!
TIM
Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
ARTHUR
Right! Keep me covered.
GALAHAD
What with?
ARTHUR
W-- just keep me covered.
TIM
Too late!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR
What?
TIM
There he is!
ARTHUR
Where?
TIM
There!
ARTHUR
What, behind the rabbit?
TIM
It IS the rabbit.
ARTHUR
You silly sod!
TIM
What?
ARTHUR
You got us all worked up!
TIM
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR
Ohh.
TIM
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
GALAHAD
Get stuffed!
TIM
He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD
Oh, yeah?
ROBIN
You mangy Scots git!
TIM
I'm warning you!
ROBIN
What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR
Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS
Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM
Look!
[squeak]
BORS
Aaaugh!
[dramatic chord]
[clunk]
ARTHUR
Jesus Christ!
TIM
I warned you!
ROBIN
I done it again!
TIM
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
ARTHU
Oh, shut up!
TIM
Do they listen to me?
ARTHUR
Right!
TIM
Oh, no...
KNIGHTS
Charge!
[squeak squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS
Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
ARTHUR
Run away! Run away!
KNIGHTS
Run away! Run away!...
TIM
Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!
ARTHUR
Right. How many did we lose?
LAUNCELOT
Gawain.
GALAHAD
Ector.
ARTHUR
And Bors. That's five.
GALAHAD
Three, sir.
ARTHUR
Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault...
That rabbit's dynamite.