Re-doing a survey from January 2003, because why the fuck not

Jan 28, 2015 12:04

[Name]: Johnathan Goguen
[ Born in ]: Framingham
[ Resides in ]: Milford
[ Good student? ]: Haven't been one of those in a loooonnnng time
[ Eyes ]: Two of them
[ Hair ]: Some, a lot less since the last time I took this survey
[ Shoe size ]: 10 EE

Last time you..
[ Had a nightmare ]: Does showing up to work count as a nightmare?
[ Said "I love you" and meant it ]: A few minutes ago
[ Ate at McDonald's ]: Been a few months.
[ Dyed your hair ]: Never
[ Brushed your hair ]: Ha, what hair?
[ Washed your hair ]: This morning.
[ Cried ]: January 10th, 2015
[ Called someone ]: Yesterday
[ Smiled ]: This morning
[ Laughed ]: This morning

[Do You...]
[ Smoke? ]: No
[ Do drugs? ]: No
[ Have sex? ]: Aaaaaalllllllll nnnnnniiiiiiggggggghhhhhtttttt llllllooonnnnggg
[ Sleep with stuffed animals? ]: No
[ Have a dream that keeps coming back? ]: Unfortunately not
[ Play an instrument? ]: Many
[ Believe there is life on other planets? ]: I want to believe...
[ Remember your first love? ]: Yes
[ Read the newspaper? ]: No
[ Have any straight friends? ]: What's your definition of straight?
[ Consider love a mistake? ]: No
[ Like the taste of alcohol? ]: I enjoy a nice Guinness every now and then
[ Believe in God? ]: No
[ Pray? ]: No
[ Go to church? ]: No
[ Have any secrets? ]: Nah
[ Have any pets ]: No :(
[ Talk to strangers who instant message you]: They are all sex bots these days...so yes
[ Wear hats? ]: Not usually
[ Have any piercings? ]: No
[ Have any tattoos? ]: No
[ Hate yourself? ]: No
[ Have an obsession? ]: Ehh...maybe
[ Have a secret crush? ]: No
[ Collect anything? ]: Many things
[ Have a best friend? ]: Yes
[ Like your handwriting? ]: Haha no, four year olds with crayons write better than I do
[ Have any bad habits? ]: Too many to count
[ Care about looks? ]: No
[ Boy/girlfriend's looks? ]: No
[ Friends and other people? ]: Who?
[ Believe in witches? ]: No
[ Believe in Satan? ]: No
[ Believe in ghosts? ]: Yes

Current:
[ Dress ]: Levis, button down, Carhartt jacket
[ Mood ]: Bored
[ Make-up ]: None
[ Music ]: Some cheesy 90's playlist on Spotify
[ Taste ]: Chicken
[ Hair ]: Hardly there
[ Annoyance ]: Work
[ Smell ]: Kerosene
[ Thought ]: Shit it's only 12:01PM?
[ Book ]: None
[ Fingernail Color ]: None
[ Refreshment ]: Water
[ Worry ]: The next upcoming snow storm, getting old sucks
[ Favorite Celebrity ]: Mike Rowe

Last Person:
[ You Touched ]: Amanda
[ You Talked to ]: Amanda
[ You Hugged ]: Amanda
[ You Instant messaged ]: That sex bot from above
[ You Yelled At ]: No one
[ Who broke Your Heart ]:
[ Kissed ]: Amanda

Who do you want to: (This part of the survey is stupid so I'm not filling it out)
[ Kill ]:
[ Slap ]:
[ Tickle ]:
[ Talk To ]:
[ Have Sex with ]:
[ Kiss ]:
[ Be Like ]:
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