The Zelda ABCs
A short poem, written four years ago, for which Kit apologizes most profusely
A is for arrow, for a swift attack.
B is for boomerang, always comes back.
C is for clawshot, or hookshot by name.
D is for Dodongo, with lava flame.
E is for Epona, loyal swift steed.
F is for fairy, who appears when in need.
G is for Ganon, the antagonist.
H is for Hey! Listen! It leaves us quite pissed.
I is for Impa, the nurse who kicks ass.
J is for Jabu, overgrown bass.
K is for keese, run from ice and fire.
L is for Link, our hero for hire.
M is for Malon, who raised your young horse.
N is for Nayru, a powerful force.
O is for octoroc, makes your shield ring.
P is for piece of heart, satisfying.
Q is for Queen Ghoma, arachnid belle.
R is for redead, just scary as hell.
S is for Saria's Song, letting you in.
T is for Tingle, we wonder 'bout him....
U is for up thrust, when enemies hail.
V is for Valoo, and his poor, sore tail.
W is for wolfos, they are not Link's kind.
X is for X-shaped jewel, all I could find.
Y is for Young Link, he's strong, so beware.
Z is for Zelda, out wise princess fair.