Muffins

Sep 02, 2005 22:36

"You see, your muffins are English muffins, our muffins are like cupcakes that explode"

With the handgestures, the late nightness, and high sproken quota, that line was legendary. Oh, and the Angyou movie thingy was quite silly, in a pyro-homicidal-jerkybastard kind of way. We worked out his mind:

Rule #1: If it moves, tell it not to.
Rule #2: If it obeys your orders, give it a descriptive name... like "Sandbat" for a bat that lives amongst sand.
Rule #3: If it disobeys you, like moving when you've told it not to, shoot it.
Rule #4: If you've shot it, and it still moves, blow it up.
Rule #5: If it still moves after that, burn the entire place, all the villagers, the forest, the city, and make sure no one will find the evidence.

I think there were some puppets in that movie somewhere, like reminiscent creatures from a dark devilish game, glowing all purply and grimacing menacingly. Or maybe not, it could just be the explosive cupcakes speaking again :P
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