oh, Nintendo...
Okay, I really should be in bed right now...
Some of the best Wii-tticisms I've seen so far:
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Presenting the new "Nintendo Wtf".
Why not stick with the "Power Nintendo Entertainment System"?
PNES!
I can't wait to get a Revolution.
You mean Wii.
Yes, fine, WE can't wait to get a Revolution.
No, get a Wii.
What?
The name of the console.
You mean the Revolution?
Wii.
You're speaking French now?
No, you can't wait to get a Wii.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
You don't have a Wii.
No need to be a jerk. I just want a Revolution.
You mean a Wii.
I'll kill you!
"Mum, I finished my homework. Can I play with my Wii some more?"
"Hey Mom, Roger's bringing his Wii over. We're going to connect his Wii to my Wii and then we'll play all night."
"Do you have any Wii in stock?" asked the customer. "Or course we do," exclaimed the clerk, "Urine GameStop!"
Nintendo just Wii-ed themselves.
For those of you who don't think this is the worst name ever, I've got two words for you:
"Urine denial".
"Stop playing with your Wii and get to bed!"
"Can I play with your Wii? I want to see the cool stuff it does..."
Are they going to come out with a website called "MyWii.cum"?
Soon Nintendo will launch a new brand to appeal to the adult demographic while expanding the controller options into teledildonics. The corporate brand remains undecided but the product campaign revolves around the phrase "bend over and take it like a real man."
A: I'm playing with this dude on wii.net, he's awesome
B: who's that dude?
A: Don't know.. but a wiiner obviousely!
A: Everone on wii.net are great. I love all wiiners..
A: I love playing with as many wiiners as humanly possible
B: ....
I broke my Wii last night playing with it too rough.
I guess it is better than calling it the "Ace Nintendo System" aka the ANES.
Wow, I never saw that coming. I'm suprised it wasn't leaked. ;)
Well I guess we can start calling the "Revmote" controller the "Wiimote".
"When I've had a long day at work, there's nothing I enjoy more than coming home to play with my Wii. Sitting on the couch, relaxing, and working my Wii with both hands is just great. Sometimes I get so into it I just waste the whole night until my wrists get so tired I can barely jerk my Wii-mote.
It's even better when my girlfriend comes over and plays with my Wii too. She's pretty good at games, but she'll never be able to match my skill at playing with my Wii. Once she even brought a friend over and they both played with my Wii, it was great!
My Wii is pretty much my favorite thing in the world. If I ever lost my Wii, I think I would probably just kill myself. It's smart to be really careful with your Wii if you let a lot of strangers play with it. I'm pretty jealous of Bozon and Matt now, they're going to get paid to play with their Wiis all day long!"
"Well....to all the people out there that brag about specs and hardware...
All I have to say is:
It's not the size of your Wii....It's how you use it."
And of course, someday this will be shrunk down to a highly portable version. The ad campaign will invite you to 'Wii your pants!'
Pissed on or pissed off, urine the Wii generation.
Some of the best Wii-tticisms I've seen so far:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Presenting the new "Nintendo Wtf".
Why not stick with the "Power Nintendo Entertainment System"?
PNES!
I can't wait to get a Revolution.
You mean Wii.
Yes, fine, WE can't wait to get a Revolution.
No, get a Wii.
What?
The name of the console.
You mean the Revolution?
Wii.
You're speaking French now?
No, you can't wait to get a Wii.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
You don't have a Wii.
No need to be a jerk. I just want a Revolution.
You mean a Wii.
I'll kill you!
"Mum, I finished my homework. Can I play with my Wii some more?"
"Hey Mom, Roger's bringing his Wii over. We're going to connect his Wii to my Wii and then we'll play all night."
"Do you have any Wii in stock?" asked the customer. "Or course we do," exclaimed the clerk, "Urine GameStop!"
Nintendo just Wii-ed themselves.
For those of you who don't think this is the worst name ever, I've got two words for you:
"Urine denial".
"Stop playing with your Wii and get to bed!"
"Can I play with your Wii? I want to see the cool stuff it does..."
Are they going to come out with a website called "MyWii.cum"?
Soon Nintendo will launch a new brand to appeal to the adult demographic while expanding the controller options into teledildonics. The corporate brand remains undecided but the product campaign revolves around the phrase "bend over and take it like a real man."
A: I'm playing with this dude on wii.net, he's awesome
B: who's that dude?
A: Don't know.. but a wiiner obviousely!
A: Everone on wii.net are great. I love all wiiners..
A: I love playing with as many wiiners as humanly possible
B: ....
I broke my Wii last night playing with it too rough.
I guess it is better than calling it the "Ace Nintendo System" aka the ANES.
Wow, I never saw that coming. I'm suprised it wasn't leaked. ;)
Well I guess we can start calling the "Revmote" controller the "Wiimote".
"When I've had a long day at work, there's nothing I enjoy more than coming home to play with my Wii. Sitting on the couch, relaxing, and working my Wii with both hands is just great. Sometimes I get so into it I just waste the whole night until my wrists get so tired I can barely jerk my Wii-mote.
It's even better when my girlfriend comes over and plays with my Wii too. She's pretty good at games, but she'll never be able to match my skill at playing with my Wii. Once she even brought a friend over and they both played with my Wii, it was great!
My Wii is pretty much my favorite thing in the world. If I ever lost my Wii, I think I would probably just kill myself. It's smart to be really careful with your Wii if you let a lot of strangers play with it. I'm pretty jealous of Bozon and Matt now, they're going to get paid to play with their Wiis all day long!"
"Well....to all the people out there that brag about specs and hardware...
All I have to say is:
It's not the size of your Wii....It's how you use it."
And of course, someday this will be shrunk down to a highly portable version. The ad campaign will invite you to 'Wii your pants!'
Pissed on or pissed off, urine the Wii generation.