Skeleton Fun

[kitfallen]

dedtom/Dead Tom: [This is Dead Tom.
He is dead.
That's why he's called "Dead Tom."]
pansbox/Kaito: [This is Live Kaito.
He is alive.
Which is why he's called live Ka-- well, not really, but whatever.
And he's staring at Dead Tom]
Dead Tom: [Do you expect him to do something? He's dead.]
Kaito: [... pokes]
Dead Tom: [He's still dead. Just in that creepy slightly-not-belonging in a childrens movie way :|]
Kaito:[...
Takes a bone to go play fetch with his dog]
Dead Tom: [... BITCH. BRB GETTING OLD TOM HE CAN STILL CHASE YOU.]
Kaito: [... TOO LATE HE'S GONE. WITH THE BONE :D]
Dead Tom: [... NOW I GOTTA MAKE AN OLD TOM ACCOUNT]
Kaito: [JUST AS PLANNED]
Dead Tom: [IHU]
Kaito: [ILU2 BB-SAN.
Takes another bone for good measure]
Dead Tom: [... BITCH I'LL GET YOU AFTER WORK.]
Kaito: [SURE YOU WILL, YOU'RE DEAD]
-from I don't even-- at dear_mun

duz_ur_mom_know/Tanya: Well, something's certainly more alive than one of my exes.
dedtom/Dead Tom: [: D]
Tanya: You wouldn't believe how bad he was. If you can't handle a cougar, don't get climb into her bed.
Dead Tom: [You're talking to a skeleton]
Tanya: [She's drunk and it's only 1:00 PM]
It's not like being in bed is everything, but it sure helps a lot. You wouldn't believe my third ex-husband. Everything in bed, but couldn't hold a conversation to save his life! Ha!
-from I don't even-- at dear_mun