-"I ate heaven today and it was delicious."
-my college friend, Tara
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-"Sirius is making a list.
The list is entitled "Why I deeply suspect I drank too much firewhisky last night, and quite possibly was hit by an Obliviating spell"
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The first item on the list is:
1. I am making a list."
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Sirius from Logical Deduction -"But then he sits back at the table with a neutral expression and says with a feigned air of indifference, “If you become a father before you graduate Hogwarts, I’ll save Potter the trouble and castrate you myself.” Scorpius thinks it is his father’s unique way of giving their relationship his blessing."
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Draco and Scorpius from 20 Random Facts About Scorpius Malfoy -"Sirius had suddenly spluttered I think I might possibly love you. If that's acceptable. To you. Is it? over a breakfast of fried eggs and toast."
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Sirius from Scene of a Perfect Crime