celebrity colostomy bag.
more fun than can be said in pulling around a small doll's pram by a wire handle filled with fake flowers and women's undergarments. such was my day as a micro stanley spencer. lovely lovely day. the concrete floor of the station was warm and comfortable with nicole and dom and hassan just being there. i can't wait for the lazy hot nights and ice creams.
susanna postponed our photoshootesque thing until monday without actually telling me. turned up, frowed a small bit. thank you, thank you. i went to a radio recording instead and met jimmy carr. he is so sharp and eloquent. and the eyebrows. oh.
i have fuck all to do this weekend. entertain me, someone. i'll pay you. i've got a fiver and small keyring torch.
susanna postponed our photoshootesque thing until monday without actually telling me. turned up, frowed a small bit. thank you, thank you. i went to a radio recording instead and met jimmy carr. he is so sharp and eloquent. and the eyebrows. oh.
i have fuck all to do this weekend. entertain me, someone. i'll pay you. i've got a fiver and small keyring torch.