Can we say DUH!!!
Hey there, the last few days have been a whirlwind... Yesterday was Mikey's birthday (the 30th) so we (Me Mikey Johnny and Eddie) went out for a few drinks after i got off work (11pm...) BTW, Mikey Johnny and Eddie are all gay.
Needless to say, since it was the gay man's birthday, we went to 3 different gay bars, got totally trashed, went to Avenue for pizza, which we brought back to the house, and then crashed about 6am... to get up and be at work (me...) by 245pm... I was sober, but that was about it... By the time i got off work, we were headed out to start the rounds all over again. This time we got dressed up in costumes, and went to Underground. At Underground, there was this really CUTE guy that was half naked (and totally straight) walking around with a female and a tray of shots of a new cran vodka from absolut, they were free... needless to say, we stayed at underground all night, and got VERY drunk on vodka.
We went to Mykonos (local greek restaurant open 24 hours on friday and saturday) cause we didn't want pizza again, and Mikey brought home a straight man... The guy and mikey (the gay) ended up in my bed, and i slept in Mikey's bed... that was around 630am
Then, the dogs woke me up around 1130 cause they had to go out. I let them out, and came back in so that i could pee, and i heard one of the kids from upstairs let Goliath out, he charged the back door and attacked my dogs... my dogs are tiny lab mixes. Goliath is a large pit... needless to say, Precious (the bitch) is screaming, and Maxwell (the "man") is attacking Goliath. Precious (my smart girl) runs under the picnic table in the back yard, which smashes Goliath's head into the bench, and then sprints into the house. Goliath then turned and attacked Maxwell. This all happened in like maybe 45 seconds. Carla (the mom upstairs) got Goliath off Max and back into their house, when Goliath decided that he would just sprint out the front door (which was open because they are moving out) and take off down the street. So Carla had to chase him down again...
We (me and Mikey) caught max and precious and i rubbed them down with alcohol to get the slime off them and see if they had any cuts on them. Apparently Goliath thought they were puppies, because he did not hurt them at all, he just scared the shit out of all of us. He mauled them well, without hurting them at all.
So then, i go back to bed until i have to get up for work (2pm) and i go to work for 8 hours, come home (around 11) and get started on my final for my math class... that was entertaining. Now I am finished with that, and i have written for the day, so i am going to let the sleeping pills do their job, and go to bed.
Needless to say, since it was the gay man's birthday, we went to 3 different gay bars, got totally trashed, went to Avenue for pizza, which we brought back to the house, and then crashed about 6am... to get up and be at work (me...) by 245pm... I was sober, but that was about it... By the time i got off work, we were headed out to start the rounds all over again. This time we got dressed up in costumes, and went to Underground. At Underground, there was this really CUTE guy that was half naked (and totally straight) walking around with a female and a tray of shots of a new cran vodka from absolut, they were free... needless to say, we stayed at underground all night, and got VERY drunk on vodka.
We went to Mykonos (local greek restaurant open 24 hours on friday and saturday) cause we didn't want pizza again, and Mikey brought home a straight man... The guy and mikey (the gay) ended up in my bed, and i slept in Mikey's bed... that was around 630am
Then, the dogs woke me up around 1130 cause they had to go out. I let them out, and came back in so that i could pee, and i heard one of the kids from upstairs let Goliath out, he charged the back door and attacked my dogs... my dogs are tiny lab mixes. Goliath is a large pit... needless to say, Precious (the bitch) is screaming, and Maxwell (the "man") is attacking Goliath. Precious (my smart girl) runs under the picnic table in the back yard, which smashes Goliath's head into the bench, and then sprints into the house. Goliath then turned and attacked Maxwell. This all happened in like maybe 45 seconds. Carla (the mom upstairs) got Goliath off Max and back into their house, when Goliath decided that he would just sprint out the front door (which was open because they are moving out) and take off down the street. So Carla had to chase him down again...
We (me and Mikey) caught max and precious and i rubbed them down with alcohol to get the slime off them and see if they had any cuts on them. Apparently Goliath thought they were puppies, because he did not hurt them at all, he just scared the shit out of all of us. He mauled them well, without hurting them at all.
So then, i go back to bed until i have to get up for work (2pm) and i go to work for 8 hours, come home (around 11) and get started on my final for my math class... that was entertaining. Now I am finished with that, and i have written for the day, so i am going to let the sleeping pills do their job, and go to bed.