*insert rant here*

[kitathi]

Jesus, Mary and Joseph my brother really is the dumbest ass person to live. My mother just called me to pass the time until Dean got back in the car to let me know that Aaron was just arrested for his third (yes folks count 'em, 1, 2, 3!) DUI and they were contacted to pick up the truck so it wouldn't be towed. Apparently when you get arrested for your third DUI you get to enjoy the fine hospitality of Seminole County Jail for at least 8 hours before you can be released. At this point we don't know if he actually blew a breathalyzer or not, all the cops would say was that he failed a road sobriety test (which while not good, does not prove that he was over the legal limit). He better be hoping and praying that some patron saint of idiots is feeling benevolent tonight and somehow he is able to prove he was not that heavily intoxicated (doesn't help that he was leaving a bar and he has a history of DUI's) and he only gets ticketed for running a stop sign. And Aaron should consider some new friends because if said friend hadn't argued that Aaron had indeed stopped at the stop sign his ass would probably be at home and not in booking right now. Not to mention, what the fuck is his dumb ass doing at a bar anyways? He doesn't have a job, so where the hell is he getting the money to go buy beer from a bar? I swear to God he doesn't have the brains God gave to a slug. I know my life isn't stellar, but at least I have a job, a place to live and am paying my bills. Aaron has one out of three, and he's only 5 months younger than I am, what the hell is he doing with his life?

All I have to say is poor Dean, and what a way to wish your mom Happy Mother's Day. What a loser...