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[kitaoji]

My landlady's three-year old starts crying at the drop of a hat. 97% of the time is because he's a brat. The other 3% is because he hurt himself. The frequency is a bit akin to the dog's tendency to mark his territory when I'm walking him.

(There is something very amusing about this analogy, and what kind of little twitter-like details I pick up.)