As most of you know, Nicholas Brendon starred in Lobster Alice at The Blank Theater Company this summer. What you may not know is that Nick just sold himself to ER's Noah Wyle to raise money for the theater. $1,000 for 13 hours. What a bargain!
I can't help thinking about what I'd do with him if he was mine. Here's my day with Nick.
1. 15 minutes of staring and giggling. I can't help it. I lose control when I meet celebrities I really like.
2. To help me relax, a walk on the beach with his dog Steve.
3. Lunch. I get hungry when I'm nervous.
4. Shopping. Nick needs clothes that really fit and I want a mini-fashion show.
5. Portraits of the two of us with a cheesy background, possibly with Steve. I need something for my holiday pictures.
7. Dramatic readings from my favorite fan fictions. You know he reads it anyway.
8. Dinner. If I'm not too selfish, I'd open it up to other fans.
9. Ice cream. I want to watch him lick the cone and get a little sticky.
10. 15 minutes spent prying me away from him. I cling.
What would you do if he was yours?