Made in Scotland, From Kita: Slogan Meme
Stolen from Ookami_kasumi and reposted here because it was so damned funny!
Put your name in this slogan generator here and use it to answer the questions below. (Don't forget to Comment on your results!)
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Because Kita Can't Drive!
0_o Oddly enough, I don't anymore. I'm too easily distracted and after the car wreck that broke my hand, I'm too nervy.
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Plink, Plink, Kita!
I'm an Alka Seltzer?
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...?
Marvin the Mountie always gets his Kita!
~snerks~ Who's mounting who here?
4. How would you answer a booty call?
Dude, you're getting a Kita!
~falls out of chair laughing~ At least I'm honest!
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Do you have the Kita inside?
Gods, I sound like a whore!
6. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really dislike?
Always after Me Kita!
In other words, buzz the fuck off.
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
The Kita goes straight to your head!
Well, that's appropriate.
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Time for a Sharp Kita.
I make my own rules on when I get home.
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Dial down the Kita
My ADD was getting the better of me?
10. The love of your life asks you to marry them, what do you say?
Refreshes the Kita other Beers Cannot Reach!
I'm marrying Tsunade?
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell them...
Kita -- The Freshmaker!
I can get along just fine without them.
12. Someone tells you that you're a jerk, you tell them...
It's the Bright one, it's the Right One, that's Kita!
I am a bitch, thank you very much!
13. What are the best words to describe you?
Kita is our Middle Name!
Actually it's my first name!
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Solutions for a Small Kita!
Solutions for what?
15. Your last words before you die...
Men Can't Help Acting on Kita!
Err..... I don't want to think about that one too hard.
16. Your message to a special someone...
We're with the Kita!
Sounds like I have a damned big ego!
17. Title of this post will be...?
Made in Scotland, from Kita!
~falls over~
Put your name in this slogan generator here and use it to answer the questions below. (Don't forget to Comment on your results!)
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Because Kita Can't Drive!
0_o Oddly enough, I don't anymore. I'm too easily distracted and after the car wreck that broke my hand, I'm too nervy.
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Plink, Plink, Kita!
I'm an Alka Seltzer?
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...?
Marvin the Mountie always gets his Kita!
~snerks~ Who's mounting who here?
4. How would you answer a booty call?
Dude, you're getting a Kita!
~falls out of chair laughing~ At least I'm honest!
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Do you have the Kita inside?
Gods, I sound like a whore!
6. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really dislike?
Always after Me Kita!
In other words, buzz the fuck off.
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
The Kita goes straight to your head!
Well, that's appropriate.
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Time for a Sharp Kita.
I make my own rules on when I get home.
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Dial down the Kita
My ADD was getting the better of me?
10. The love of your life asks you to marry them, what do you say?
Refreshes the Kita other Beers Cannot Reach!
I'm marrying Tsunade?
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell them...
Kita -- The Freshmaker!
I can get along just fine without them.
12. Someone tells you that you're a jerk, you tell them...
It's the Bright one, it's the Right One, that's Kita!
I am a bitch, thank you very much!
13. What are the best words to describe you?
Kita is our Middle Name!
Actually it's my first name!
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Solutions for a Small Kita!
Solutions for what?
15. Your last words before you die...
Men Can't Help Acting on Kita!
Err..... I don't want to think about that one too hard.
16. Your message to a special someone...
We're with the Kita!
Sounds like I have a damned big ego!
17. Title of this post will be...?
Made in Scotland, from Kita!
~falls over~