about yesterday...
it all started when fresca came home with our 'new' furniture and i got the bitch job of holding the doors open and bringing up the pillows and the RUG. i like that word...rug. ha.
yeah so then she had to talk to me about her cousins and stuff cuz thats what she does and im down cuz it means im being forced to procrastinate. eff yeah.
yesterday i reached the ultimate point of procrastination. ok but lets be honest, my paper wasnt left until yesterday because i was procrastinating, it was because the damn prof gave the ass. out so late and i had other papers to do first. then it took me 5 hundred days to think about what to write, then saturday night i started. i was already suffering from sleep deprivation because last week was long and crazy, with rogue wave and a couple of papers n all.
so yeah, then at some point fran left to go to a work meeting and then her italian gramma called and started speaking italian to me and i was all like ciao bella.
then krista came home and i had to run into the living room to see her reaction to it cuz fran told me she was gonna make me reinact it. but i was too late so krista reinacted it for her instead.
so yeah, some major procrastination was happening, and it was awesome. then around like 1045 fran and jackson show up.
jackson drinks a 1L carton of eggnogg/day which is pretty nasty. when he walked in, i changed my msn pic to my jackson move and krista laughed so hard it was like she was sitting next to me, only she was on the other side of the apartment.
anyways then like a bit later some dude named Andrew came over. i dunno. so they were all watching some comedy thing on jacksons computer so i decided to go out and watch. and really at that point it was just me and andrew jackson (as i named him). and i was laughing so hard. im not sure if it was really that funny or if i was just really that tired. but it was hilarious.
then its like midnight and they all decide theyre going bowling, then they invite me and im all like i would love to but i have to type 5000 words now. then andrew jackson is all like thats not so bad, and im all like wtf u must not be in school crazy bastard.
so then they leave and i decide to eat something. eating is the best way to procrastinate. then it seemed like 2 seconds later they were back and eating mickey D's. only apparently they bowled for an hour, so i dunno how that happened.
Then I had a hand spasm, my effin arm, i swear, and it was like the worst ever so i ran out and made krista massage it. everyone thought i was really weird. whatever, they just dunno. krista understands cuz the only sound that has been coming from my room for the past like 3 weeks is the sound of my keyboard, and i only got the internet like 2 days ago so u know its been productive typing.
Some talk about the car alarm that went off for an eternity Saturday morning. I was writing my paper and took a break for water. im all like, "don't even get me started about that car alarm!" so apparently Andrew thought it'd be funny to start messing around with his alarm without telling me. i was all in my room and all into my paper and then some damn car alarm starts going off and im all like "OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS??"
laughs in other room.
me: "I HATE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. DOES THIS ALWAYS HAVE TO HAPPEN RIGHT INFRONT OF MY WINDOW?"
more laughs in other room.
me: "Krista, it's parked RIGHT outside my window AGAIN!!"
jackson falls on to the floor in tears. krista can't breathe. Andrew is almost dead from lack of oxygen.
me: "omg you guys. I'm gonna have to kill someone now"
more tears and giggles from the other room.
I finally go into the living room to arrange a plot to kick the guys ass whose car it is, but at this point i dont know its andrew jacksons car. so i walk in and the 3 of them are CRYING of laughter so i just sat on the floor and started laughing too/throwing hangars and dirty face clothes around. Andrew shows me the alarm remote at which point i get really pissed (as pissed as one can be on no sleep, which isnt much). and i was all like "God you guys, why do you have to be so mean?" and then slammed my door and preceeded with my paper.
then i decided i didnt understand anything that was happening on my paper and i was gonna have to read it out loud cuz its easier to understand that way. but i knew they would all hear me, so i told them ahead of time so they wouldnt think i was talking to myself. then andrew jackson (who i had never met in my life) was all like, read it to me, i wanna hear it. and i thought that was weird cuz usually i practically have to PAY ppl to listen/read my papers. and so i start reading and i kept stopping to tell him he could leave if he was bored cuz i all felt bad and stuff. but he sat there and listened to me read like 9 thousand pages. and then we talked about how we both think religion is pretty cool, ha, dorks, and how hes gonna be a cop (mmmm...pigs).
when i finally finished typing, at like 345am, i fell to the floor, actually the carpet, eff yeah. then some jokes about the carpet and falling to the floor. then we discussed how it was so late. then i was like i gotta leave at noon tomorrow which means i need to get up at 7. then fresca made fun of me for like 9 millions hours cuz it sounded like i needed 5 hours to get ready. but really its cuz i wanted to touch up the paper. ass.
the she (fresca) told me i should go to bed cuz i had to get up in like T minus 3 hours. so i did. and i went to the bathroom and took my hair down and i had some crazy hair thing happening. so i was like laughing my ass off and called krista to come see and she took some pictures cuz she thought it was pretty funny. (see onecrazysucka's entry for those). Then Andrew was all like i wanna see and i was all like NOOOOOOOOO but he came anyways and that was pretty embarassing cuz ive never met this dude before and he really saw me at my ultimate low.
anyways i think i was free entertainment for all of them.
then today i went to hand in my paper and when i got home there was a package for me. and ull never guess what was in it. it was from cassandra, and its these awesome pink converse SLIPPERS, like the shoe, except awesome and puffy and slipper like. eff yeah. theyre amazing. and theyre both lefty's which is really funny.
longest entry ever.
i have to go eat at church now.
yes yes.
k bye.
yeah so then she had to talk to me about her cousins and stuff cuz thats what she does and im down cuz it means im being forced to procrastinate. eff yeah.
yesterday i reached the ultimate point of procrastination. ok but lets be honest, my paper wasnt left until yesterday because i was procrastinating, it was because the damn prof gave the ass. out so late and i had other papers to do first. then it took me 5 hundred days to think about what to write, then saturday night i started. i was already suffering from sleep deprivation because last week was long and crazy, with rogue wave and a couple of papers n all.
so yeah, then at some point fran left to go to a work meeting and then her italian gramma called and started speaking italian to me and i was all like ciao bella.
then krista came home and i had to run into the living room to see her reaction to it cuz fran told me she was gonna make me reinact it. but i was too late so krista reinacted it for her instead.
so yeah, some major procrastination was happening, and it was awesome. then around like 1045 fran and jackson show up.
jackson drinks a 1L carton of eggnogg/day which is pretty nasty. when he walked in, i changed my msn pic to my jackson move and krista laughed so hard it was like she was sitting next to me, only she was on the other side of the apartment.
anyways then like a bit later some dude named Andrew came over. i dunno. so they were all watching some comedy thing on jacksons computer so i decided to go out and watch. and really at that point it was just me and andrew jackson (as i named him). and i was laughing so hard. im not sure if it was really that funny or if i was just really that tired. but it was hilarious.
then its like midnight and they all decide theyre going bowling, then they invite me and im all like i would love to but i have to type 5000 words now. then andrew jackson is all like thats not so bad, and im all like wtf u must not be in school crazy bastard.
so then they leave and i decide to eat something. eating is the best way to procrastinate. then it seemed like 2 seconds later they were back and eating mickey D's. only apparently they bowled for an hour, so i dunno how that happened.
Then I had a hand spasm, my effin arm, i swear, and it was like the worst ever so i ran out and made krista massage it. everyone thought i was really weird. whatever, they just dunno. krista understands cuz the only sound that has been coming from my room for the past like 3 weeks is the sound of my keyboard, and i only got the internet like 2 days ago so u know its been productive typing.
Some talk about the car alarm that went off for an eternity Saturday morning. I was writing my paper and took a break for water. im all like, "don't even get me started about that car alarm!" so apparently Andrew thought it'd be funny to start messing around with his alarm without telling me. i was all in my room and all into my paper and then some damn car alarm starts going off and im all like "OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS??"
laughs in other room.
me: "I HATE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. DOES THIS ALWAYS HAVE TO HAPPEN RIGHT INFRONT OF MY WINDOW?"
more laughs in other room.
me: "Krista, it's parked RIGHT outside my window AGAIN!!"
jackson falls on to the floor in tears. krista can't breathe. Andrew is almost dead from lack of oxygen.
me: "omg you guys. I'm gonna have to kill someone now"
more tears and giggles from the other room.
I finally go into the living room to arrange a plot to kick the guys ass whose car it is, but at this point i dont know its andrew jacksons car. so i walk in and the 3 of them are CRYING of laughter so i just sat on the floor and started laughing too/throwing hangars and dirty face clothes around. Andrew shows me the alarm remote at which point i get really pissed (as pissed as one can be on no sleep, which isnt much). and i was all like "God you guys, why do you have to be so mean?" and then slammed my door and preceeded with my paper.
then i decided i didnt understand anything that was happening on my paper and i was gonna have to read it out loud cuz its easier to understand that way. but i knew they would all hear me, so i told them ahead of time so they wouldnt think i was talking to myself. then andrew jackson (who i had never met in my life) was all like, read it to me, i wanna hear it. and i thought that was weird cuz usually i practically have to PAY ppl to listen/read my papers. and so i start reading and i kept stopping to tell him he could leave if he was bored cuz i all felt bad and stuff. but he sat there and listened to me read like 9 thousand pages. and then we talked about how we both think religion is pretty cool, ha, dorks, and how hes gonna be a cop (mmmm...pigs).
when i finally finished typing, at like 345am, i fell to the floor, actually the carpet, eff yeah. then some jokes about the carpet and falling to the floor. then we discussed how it was so late. then i was like i gotta leave at noon tomorrow which means i need to get up at 7. then fresca made fun of me for like 9 millions hours cuz it sounded like i needed 5 hours to get ready. but really its cuz i wanted to touch up the paper. ass.
the she (fresca) told me i should go to bed cuz i had to get up in like T minus 3 hours. so i did. and i went to the bathroom and took my hair down and i had some crazy hair thing happening. so i was like laughing my ass off and called krista to come see and she took some pictures cuz she thought it was pretty funny. (see onecrazysucka's entry for those). Then Andrew was all like i wanna see and i was all like NOOOOOOOOO but he came anyways and that was pretty embarassing cuz ive never met this dude before and he really saw me at my ultimate low.
anyways i think i was free entertainment for all of them.
then today i went to hand in my paper and when i got home there was a package for me. and ull never guess what was in it. it was from cassandra, and its these awesome pink converse SLIPPERS, like the shoe, except awesome and puffy and slipper like. eff yeah. theyre amazing. and theyre both lefty's which is really funny.
longest entry ever.
i have to go eat at church now.
yes yes.
k bye.