My oh my!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I pulled over and changed emceeoreo's flat tire (15 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In January I pulled 2_nevermore_5's hair (-5 points). In October I turned meoff_jack in for running naked in the mall (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Kit_T