A Public Apology
Dear Universe,
I am so, so sorry for whatever I've done to you. I freely admit that, whatever it was, I was completely and utterly wrong. In the matter of 2012, you are the victor; I resign and leave you the field uncontested with nearly half the year left to enjoy your reign. In return, will you please call off the vendetta? Now?
Thank you.
*hides under the blankets*
In no particular order: A death in the family, an absolute shitton of bad/demoralizing stuff at work, kids sick, grownups sick, baby in the hospital, me sick for about the last six weeks, and now I have huge bruises and knots all over my right leg from falling through a rotten board in the porch. This is why I haven't been posting; where the hell would I start?
...Aaaand as I typed this my mother-in-law called to say she is in the hospital because she'd been having chest pains this afternoon. (Good news: It's not a cardiac issue, gallbladder attack, or pancreatic cancer. Bad news: they don't know what it is.) One begins to understand the appeal of believing in curses; if someone is actively doing it to you, there's the possibility of hunting them down and making them stop...
I am so, so sorry for whatever I've done to you. I freely admit that, whatever it was, I was completely and utterly wrong. In the matter of 2012, you are the victor; I resign and leave you the field uncontested with nearly half the year left to enjoy your reign. In return, will you please call off the vendetta? Now?
Thank you.
*hides under the blankets*
In no particular order: A death in the family, an absolute shitton of bad/demoralizing stuff at work, kids sick, grownups sick, baby in the hospital, me sick for about the last six weeks, and now I have huge bruises and knots all over my right leg from falling through a rotten board in the porch. This is why I haven't been posting; where the hell would I start?
...Aaaand as I typed this my mother-in-law called to say she is in the hospital because she'd been having chest pains this afternoon. (Good news: It's not a cardiac issue, gallbladder attack, or pancreatic cancer. Bad news: they don't know what it is.) One begins to understand the appeal of believing in curses; if someone is actively doing it to you, there's the possibility of hunting them down and making them stop...