Stolen from Red who stole it from a Saint Cloud
We found a good apartment and signed the papers today! We're getting the key on Saturday. The landlady is incredibly cool. At first she said the apartment was no-pets-allowed, then she said, "Well.... okay, what kind of pet is it? Cause, I mean, if it's quiet, if you bring it in and I don't happen to know about it... then yeah, it's okay." It's in a slightly grody part of town, but I won't complain. I'm just happy to finally have a home!
Memecakes...
1. My uncle once... tried out the spray-on hair my dad bought him to cover his bald spot.
2. Never in my life... will I grow up.
3. When I was five... I tried to steal my sister's imaginary friend, Anna Half, but I discovered it wasn't working.
4. High school... really is inconsequential once it's in the past.
5. I will never forget to... slip a lip gloss in my pocket.
6. Once I met someone who... told me he'd never had a bad day, ever.
7. There’s this boy I know... and he's just swell.
8. Once, at a bar... I danced with my eyes closed and when I opened them, everyone else was doing the same.
9. By noon... I might be almost ready to wake up.
10. Last night... we were giggling so hard in the parking lot I had trouble controlling it.
11. If only I had... the cure for the environmental crisis.
12. Next time I go to church... I will try to open my mind.
13. What worries me most... is always uncontrollable.
14. When I turn my head left... my neck pops.
15. When I turn my head right... my cat mugs for me.
16. You know I’m... better than Jim Davis, right? Right?.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties... are my dad's horrible sweaters.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare... I'd be sassy and witty and I'd always get my man.
19. By this time next year... I could finally have my own pirate ship.
20. A better name for me would be... Lucky Day. Then I could fully get that burlesque job. Actually, I think Kit Fox suits me dandy.
21. I have a hard time understanding... why intelligent people can be Republican.
22. If I ever go back to school... it'll be at gunpoint. (I liked my sister's answer, I'm a-keepin' it!)
23. You know I like you... when I sing on your answerphone.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be... my inspiring sister.
25. Take my advice, never... grow up.
26. My ideal breakfast is... Stuffed french toast with sunnyside up eggs and crispy bacon! Ohhh nummers...
27. A song I love but do not have is... Bjork: "Venus As A Boy".
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest... turning right back around and going home.
29. Why won’t people... ever learn how important it is to have trees and clean air?
30. If you spend a night at my house... we will bake something delicious while shaking it to Harry Belafonte and Louis Prima.
31. I’d stop my wedding for... Djimon Hounsou.
32. The world could do without... meanies.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than... lick the belly of a centipede.
34. My favorite blondie... I prefer Dagwood.
35. Paper clips are more useful than... half of my old customers.
36. If I do anything well it’s... a miracle.
37. I can’t help but... get all goopy around kittens and puppies.
38. I usually cry at... Buddhist monks.
39. My advice to my nephew/niece is... Stay young, don't give mom a hard time, keep your ears clean, be honest, never throw the first punch.
40. And by the way... how are you?
Memecakes...
1. My uncle once... tried out the spray-on hair my dad bought him to cover his bald spot.
2. Never in my life... will I grow up.
3. When I was five... I tried to steal my sister's imaginary friend, Anna Half, but I discovered it wasn't working.
4. High school... really is inconsequential once it's in the past.
5. I will never forget to... slip a lip gloss in my pocket.
6. Once I met someone who... told me he'd never had a bad day, ever.
7. There’s this boy I know... and he's just swell.
8. Once, at a bar... I danced with my eyes closed and when I opened them, everyone else was doing the same.
9. By noon... I might be almost ready to wake up.
10. Last night... we were giggling so hard in the parking lot I had trouble controlling it.
11. If only I had... the cure for the environmental crisis.
12. Next time I go to church... I will try to open my mind.
13. What worries me most... is always uncontrollable.
14. When I turn my head left... my neck pops.
15. When I turn my head right... my cat mugs for me.
16. You know I’m... better than Jim Davis, right? Right?.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties... are my dad's horrible sweaters.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare... I'd be sassy and witty and I'd always get my man.
19. By this time next year... I could finally have my own pirate ship.
20. A better name for me would be... Lucky Day. Then I could fully get that burlesque job. Actually, I think Kit Fox suits me dandy.
21. I have a hard time understanding... why intelligent people can be Republican.
22. If I ever go back to school... it'll be at gunpoint. (I liked my sister's answer, I'm a-keepin' it!)
23. You know I like you... when I sing on your answerphone.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be... my inspiring sister.
25. Take my advice, never... grow up.
26. My ideal breakfast is... Stuffed french toast with sunnyside up eggs and crispy bacon! Ohhh nummers...
27. A song I love but do not have is... Bjork: "Venus As A Boy".
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest... turning right back around and going home.
29. Why won’t people... ever learn how important it is to have trees and clean air?
30. If you spend a night at my house... we will bake something delicious while shaking it to Harry Belafonte and Louis Prima.
31. I’d stop my wedding for... Djimon Hounsou.
32. The world could do without... meanies.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than... lick the belly of a centipede.
34. My favorite blondie... I prefer Dagwood.
35. Paper clips are more useful than... half of my old customers.
36. If I do anything well it’s... a miracle.
37. I can’t help but... get all goopy around kittens and puppies.
38. I usually cry at... Buddhist monks.
39. My advice to my nephew/niece is... Stay young, don't give mom a hard time, keep your ears clean, be honest, never throw the first punch.
40. And by the way... how are you?