Enlarge Your Penis Bullets!!!
Hey, I had to do something to grab your attention. Especially you Facebook folks with hundreds of friends and thousands of things in your News Feed. It was either that or tell you about this friend of mine who’s a Nigerian Prince who needs a little help getting his money back…
*Christmas is in six days?! Shit.
*You may not have noticed, but I did get a haircut this week. The stylist really seemed to enjoy herself. By the time she was finished, I felt like my head was pet more than a collie’s. Usually you gotta buy me dinner first.
*K had her first basketball game yesterday. I missed it because it was way out in the fuck Utica. Anyway, she got a lot of playing time and was really pumped afterward. Nothing makes me happier than to see my kids happy. Never fails.
*I may have discovered my True Natural Talent, but it does me little good.
*Obama has filled his cabinet sooner than any president since Nixon, and the cabinet was smaller then. So this is what a competent and professional president looks like.
*I have a brand new tire on the ol’ car, thanks to the latest nail to um…nail me. It turns out I shredded the inside of the tire when I tried to drive off with a flat. Oops.
*Ben Folds is coming back to town in February. I’ll put him on my To Do List. Wait…I mean I’ll put the concert on the To Do List. Now if he brings Regina Spektor with him, I’ll put her on the To Do List…Ahem.
*Obligatory Cryptic Omphaloskeptic Comment: Things are getting stale. Might be time for a change of pace.
*Another fun night at Zeno’s Wednesday. I did Please Come Home for Christmas, and I could hear myself this time. That’s progress.
*I have noticed that the world in which I live here in Columbus has grown increasingly smaller in the last year. Whether that’s a case of the pond getting smaller or the fish getting bigger, I’m not sure, but I like it.
*Christmas is in six days?! Shit.
*You may not have noticed, but I did get a haircut this week. The stylist really seemed to enjoy herself. By the time she was finished, I felt like my head was pet more than a collie’s. Usually you gotta buy me dinner first.
*K had her first basketball game yesterday. I missed it because it was way out in the fuck Utica. Anyway, she got a lot of playing time and was really pumped afterward. Nothing makes me happier than to see my kids happy. Never fails.
*I may have discovered my True Natural Talent, but it does me little good.
*Obama has filled his cabinet sooner than any president since Nixon, and the cabinet was smaller then. So this is what a competent and professional president looks like.
*I have a brand new tire on the ol’ car, thanks to the latest nail to um…nail me. It turns out I shredded the inside of the tire when I tried to drive off with a flat. Oops.
*Ben Folds is coming back to town in February. I’ll put him on my To Do List. Wait…I mean I’ll put the concert on the To Do List. Now if he brings Regina Spektor with him, I’ll put her on the To Do List…Ahem.
*Obligatory Cryptic Omphaloskeptic Comment: Things are getting stale. Might be time for a change of pace.
*Another fun night at Zeno’s Wednesday. I did Please Come Home for Christmas, and I could hear myself this time. That’s progress.
*I have noticed that the world in which I live here in Columbus has grown increasingly smaller in the last year. Whether that’s a case of the pond getting smaller or the fish getting bigger, I’m not sure, but I like it.