Hey, It's The First Meme of '08...
Taken originally from wooz_usm who stole it from someone else who stole it from someone else I'm sure...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Of course
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
“or”…how about “and”…and yes.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Depends who I’m sleeping with.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
Yes
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
How much are you offering?
7. Shower or bath?
Shower
8. Do you pee in the shower?
No
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Mexican.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Either is good. A little aggressiveness is fun.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Define “love”…the answer is yes, actually.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No
13. Love or money?
Love
14. Credit cards or cash?
Credit cards (debit, more precisely)…cash gets messy
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Oh yeah
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Give me the hotel
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I refuse to answer this on the grounds it may incriminate me…
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Oh yeah, for the right amount. The hair grows back.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes
20. Ever been to a bar?
Am I Irish?
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Yeah
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
No
24. Favorite drink?
Beer or Jameson’s.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Wait…a public bathroom? Then no.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes
30. Have you been caught having sex?
No
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Gee, I hope not
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
Ha…no
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Does it matter?