Meme: Top Fives
I moan about not having time and work being busy....and then it slows down and I get a lazy-ish day....yay?!
From Madam_Minnie -- Top Five Kinks (in no particular order):
- Asphyxiation *has nice thoughts about Jared's neck and Shannon's hands*
- Bare feet while fully dressed .... idk either. It's not a foot fetish so much as a relaxed/at home fetish. Is one of those innoculous innocent things that just...gets to me. In the good way.)
- Rough sex / angry sex / jealousy sex / animalistic sex ... *has lots of nice thoughts*
- Dub-con and non-con -- really, the sneakier and more fucked up, the more I seem to like it? Esp if it's more mentally dub-con rather than outright.
- Masochism, especially in the weird wiring kind of way rather than the pure sub kinda way. *muses* Although the latter is also hot, so long as I know that the character is both sub and mascohist, rather than sub in the hands of a sadist. Erm...sorta like, functional dysfunction?
From Luzestrella and Erialcgrove -- Top Five Male Vocalists: (in some semblance of order and YAY! This means I can haz ten!!)
- Brent Smith (Shinedown): Constantly amazes me, srsly. And has one of those voices that I'm thinking 'THIS WILL BE AMAZING TO SING ALONG TO IN THE CAR' and then I try. And FAIL in the most fail-tastic failing way possible. And worse, I can hear myself failing which means I'm pretty much sounding like someone's murdering a cat. *shakes head* deceptively simple but trying to sing along to 'The Crow and the Butterfly' is fucking difficult. And some acoustic: I Dare You.
- Corey Taylor: (solo, Stone Sour and Slipknot) I can (and will actually) listen to this man sing all day, every day. Just...fuck, it's the growlyness combined with the neckstraining-ness and just...how he can go from something as loud as 30/30 150 to something as beautful as 'Bother' *
- Rufus Wainright: Hallalujah. 'nuff said. *sniffles a little bit*
- Maynard James Keenan (Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer): I have a playlist labelled 'Fuck' which contains songs to write smut to (among other things) and there is a LOT of MJK. Srsly. Rev: 22:20 is like...fuck me, pure fucking dirty-hot fucking.
- Marko Saaresto (Poets of the Fall): Carnival of Rust, 'nuff said.
- Chris Cornell (Solo, Audioslave, Soundgarden): again with voices I want to lick and do nasty things to (even if I've never really ~liked~ his solo stuffs. Am sorta spoilt for choice as to which to upload :/ *gives up*
- Jon Bon Jovi: Blaze of Glory *adores* (connection is fuxxed atm...uploads may be few and far between and frankly, ya'll shoulda heard these).
- Meatloaf: Bat. Out. Of. Hell. *dies and is dead*
- J. Loren Wince (HURT): First time I heard HURT, I was hooked. Love the range of this guy, going from pretty, pretty Alone with the Sea to the harder (but still pretty) Overdose
- And for #10, the ones that didn't quite make the cut (in no order whatsoever): Salvatore Paul "Sully" Erna (Godsmack), Rob Thomas... *sigh* *recalls the early days of MB20 fondly*, Dave Wyndorf (Monster Magnet), Shaun Morgan (Seether) *melts*, Dax Riggs (Acid Bath), Bert McCracken (The Used), Tim McIlrath (Rise Against), Lou Gramm (Foreigner), Jared Leto (30stm), Bryan Adams, Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers), Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails), Johnny Rzeznik (Goo Goo Dolls), Aaron Lewis (Staind), James Labrie (Dream Theater), Myles Kennedy (Alter Bridge), Mike Patton, Ray Charles, Eddie Vedder (pearl jam), Stephen Lynch...strangely. It may just be the gurning that has me fooled. And just...I give up. *facepalm*
* Kit may have slightly odd definition of 'beautiful'
From Kleemoon: Um ... top 5 positions ... no ... top 5 dicks you've seen ... no ... how about Top 5 Men you like to drool over ... yep, that's the one.
Positions (explained through the very NSFW artwork of PL Nunn):
- face down, ass up
- Fuck knows, but I like it
- Sorta Missionary almost?
- This, so, so this
- Am sure most people could have guessed this one...
Dicks:
Am leaving this blank for when I'm actually drunk enough to go into TMI territory :p
Top Five Droolworthy Men-folk:
- Jared&Shannon (see whut I did thar?)
- Jenson&Jared (and again. Ya rly they come in pairs.)
- Jepharee Howard (I think it's the tatts...)
- Jax Teller (Sons of Anarchy)
- David Tennant (As teh Doctor):
Also from Kleemoon: Top 5 squicks in slash:
- Chicks with Dicks *snickers* Overfeminising guys basically *is not a fan*
- Foodsmut *shudders*
- Overly flowery euphamisms for various and very specific body parts. ;)
- Certain words, 'turgid' being one of them but there are a few others. :/
- Humiliation, sexual and public and just... *runs for back button*
From Antontobias86: Top 5 film characters you love?
- Conner and Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints); awesome movie and I just adore the dynamic between these two. Proper anti-heroes in the best way possible.
- Nick West (Devils Chair); *giggles* just so completely fucked in the head and brilliant dialog. Really, really brilliant dialog.
- Grace Trevethyn (Saving Grace); such a feel-good movie and Grace is amazing and still has a certain naivity/innocence even by the end, which is amusing considering.
- Anton Gorodetsky (Nightwatch); Love, love, love this movie (which is not something I ever thought I'd say about Russian Cinema), but honestly, totally my kind of anti-hero, right down to the lives in a shithole *amused*
- Soap (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) - There was not enough Soap in the film. Trufax. In fact, a whole film dedicated to Soap, would not be enough. *fangirls*
From Lizz_88 Top five guilty pleasures:
- *shudders* Teen chick flicks. I hate them. But I have to watch them.
- Creme Brulee and/or Cheesecake. Can't resist them for shit. :(
- Sporked badfic, any fandom, any pairing, love a good sporking... :p
- Fluff fics. Especially getting together fluffy fics. So long as they're somewhat realistic with buckets of UST. *WEG*
- Erm....I think that's it? Porn? I nots really feel guilty for that... :/ Lurking?!
From Mlady_rebecca: Top five random things that make you smile.
- Replies, comments, emails, pms, about anything, and especially out of the blue ones.
- Nice customers. :p
- Uploaded music
- New notebooks
- Letters/parcels/snail mail that isn't bills. Either sending or recieving.
From Echelon_Razor: Top 5 people you want to see Jared Leto with that aren't (and have never been) in his band.
- Matt Cortez (is kinda MCR?!?!)
- Jepharee Howard (see waaaaay above)
- Dr Who. *thinks Jared would make an awesome companion*
- Angelina Jolie (if only to fufil my Phai/Olympus wish, I know, I know, 'ewwwww het' *eyeroll*)
- Synyster Gates
From Madam_Minnie -- Top Five Kinks (in no particular order):
- Asphyxiation *has nice thoughts about Jared's neck and Shannon's hands*
- Bare feet while fully dressed .... idk either. It's not a foot fetish so much as a relaxed/at home fetish. Is one of those innoculous innocent things that just...gets to me. In the good way.)
- Rough sex / angry sex / jealousy sex / animalistic sex ... *has lots of nice thoughts*
- Dub-con and non-con -- really, the sneakier and more fucked up, the more I seem to like it? Esp if it's more mentally dub-con rather than outright.
- Masochism, especially in the weird wiring kind of way rather than the pure sub kinda way. *muses* Although the latter is also hot, so long as I know that the character is both sub and mascohist, rather than sub in the hands of a sadist. Erm...sorta like, functional dysfunction?
From Luzestrella and Erialcgrove -- Top Five Male Vocalists: (in some semblance of order and YAY! This means I can haz ten!!)
- Brent Smith (Shinedown): Constantly amazes me, srsly. And has one of those voices that I'm thinking 'THIS WILL BE AMAZING TO SING ALONG TO IN THE CAR' and then I try. And FAIL in the most fail-tastic failing way possible. And worse, I can hear myself failing which means I'm pretty much sounding like someone's murdering a cat. *shakes head* deceptively simple but trying to sing along to 'The Crow and the Butterfly' is fucking difficult. And some acoustic: I Dare You.
- Corey Taylor: (solo, Stone Sour and Slipknot) I can (and will actually) listen to this man sing all day, every day. Just...fuck, it's the growlyness combined with the neckstraining-ness and just...how he can go from something as loud as 30/30 150 to something as beautful as 'Bother' *
- Rufus Wainright: Hallalujah. 'nuff said. *sniffles a little bit*
- Maynard James Keenan (Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer): I have a playlist labelled 'Fuck' which contains songs to write smut to (among other things) and there is a LOT of MJK. Srsly. Rev: 22:20 is like...fuck me, pure fucking dirty-hot fucking.
- Marko Saaresto (Poets of the Fall): Carnival of Rust, 'nuff said.
- Chris Cornell (Solo, Audioslave, Soundgarden): again with voices I want to lick and do nasty things to (even if I've never really ~liked~ his solo stuffs. Am sorta spoilt for choice as to which to upload :/ *gives up*
- Jon Bon Jovi: Blaze of Glory *adores* (connection is fuxxed atm...uploads may be few and far between and frankly, ya'll shoulda heard these).
- Meatloaf: Bat. Out. Of. Hell. *dies and is dead*
- J. Loren Wince (HURT): First time I heard HURT, I was hooked. Love the range of this guy, going from pretty, pretty Alone with the Sea to the harder (but still pretty) Overdose
- And for #10, the ones that didn't quite make the cut (in no order whatsoever): Salvatore Paul "Sully" Erna (Godsmack), Rob Thomas... *sigh* *recalls the early days of MB20 fondly*, Dave Wyndorf (Monster Magnet), Shaun Morgan (Seether) *melts*, Dax Riggs (Acid Bath), Bert McCracken (The Used), Tim McIlrath (Rise Against), Lou Gramm (Foreigner), Jared Leto (30stm), Bryan Adams, Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers), Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails), Johnny Rzeznik (Goo Goo Dolls), Aaron Lewis (Staind), James Labrie (Dream Theater), Myles Kennedy (Alter Bridge), Mike Patton, Ray Charles, Eddie Vedder (pearl jam), Stephen Lynch...strangely. It may just be the gurning that has me fooled. And just...I give up. *facepalm*
* Kit may have slightly odd definition of 'beautiful'
From Kleemoon: Um ... top 5 positions ... no ... top 5 dicks you've seen ... no ... how about Top 5 Men you like to drool over ... yep, that's the one.
Positions (explained through the very NSFW artwork of PL Nunn):
- face down, ass up
- Fuck knows, but I like it
- Sorta Missionary almost?
- This, so, so this
- Am sure most people could have guessed this one...
Dicks:
Am leaving this blank for when I'm actually drunk enough to go into TMI territory :p
Top Five Droolworthy Men-folk:
- Jared&Shannon (see whut I did thar?)
- Jenson&Jared (and again. Ya rly they come in pairs.)
- Jepharee Howard (I think it's the tatts...)
- Jax Teller (Sons of Anarchy)
- David Tennant (As teh Doctor):
Also from Kleemoon: Top 5 squicks in slash:
- Chicks with Dicks *snickers* Overfeminising guys basically *is not a fan*
- Foodsmut *shudders*
- Overly flowery euphamisms for various and very specific body parts. ;)
- Certain words, 'turgid' being one of them but there are a few others. :/
- Humiliation, sexual and public and just... *runs for back button*
From Antontobias86: Top 5 film characters you love?
- Conner and Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints); awesome movie and I just adore the dynamic between these two. Proper anti-heroes in the best way possible.
- Nick West (Devils Chair); *giggles* just so completely fucked in the head and brilliant dialog. Really, really brilliant dialog.
- Grace Trevethyn (Saving Grace); such a feel-good movie and Grace is amazing and still has a certain naivity/innocence even by the end, which is amusing considering.
- Anton Gorodetsky (Nightwatch); Love, love, love this movie (which is not something I ever thought I'd say about Russian Cinema), but honestly, totally my kind of anti-hero, right down to the lives in a shithole *amused*
- Soap (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) - There was not enough Soap in the film. Trufax. In fact, a whole film dedicated to Soap, would not be enough. *fangirls*
From Lizz_88 Top five guilty pleasures:
- *shudders* Teen chick flicks. I hate them. But I have to watch them.
- Creme Brulee and/or Cheesecake. Can't resist them for shit. :(
- Sporked badfic, any fandom, any pairing, love a good sporking... :p
- Fluff fics. Especially getting together fluffy fics. So long as they're somewhat realistic with buckets of UST. *WEG*
- Erm....I think that's it? Porn? I nots really feel guilty for that... :/ Lurking?!
From Mlady_rebecca: Top five random things that make you smile.
- Replies, comments, emails, pms, about anything, and especially out of the blue ones.
- Nice customers. :p
- Uploaded music
- New notebooks
- Letters/parcels/snail mail that isn't bills. Either sending or recieving.
From Echelon_Razor: Top 5 people you want to see Jared Leto with that aren't (and have never been) in his band.
- Matt Cortez (is kinda MCR?!?!)
- Jepharee Howard (see waaaaay above)
- Dr Who. *thinks Jared would make an awesome companion*
- Angelina Jolie (if only to fufil my Phai/Olympus wish, I know, I know, 'ewwwww het' *eyeroll*)
- Synyster Gates