Life Disassociation
Reloaded and rerandomized from November 23, 2005:
Go to your iTunes/Windows Media Player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
In order to keep this from just randomizing to the first song in my playlist first, I've set it to start on "Word Disassociation" by Lemon Demon. Apropos. Now: Randomize!
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Shake Machine Parts I and II" by Paul and Stormy
...TILT? Or am I just pathetic, iTunes? Is that it?
Will I have a happy life?
"Heads Carolina, Tails California" by Jo Dee Messina
...Which is the happy life though?
What do my friends really think of me?
"Caught Up" by Usher
Yeah.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Itty Bitty Pretty One" covered by Hewie Lewis and the News
This is either creepy (if referring to how I'm seen) or good news (if it's who's lusting).
How can I make myself happy?
"Another Postcard" by Barenaked Ladies
Do I take this as a full statement? Either way, it's an okay answer in a sea of depressing others.
What should I do with my life?
"Genius in France" by Weird Al Yankovic
Thanks, iTunes. By comparison, I'll always be the best.
How comforting.
Why must life be so full of pain?
"They" by Jem
(Who made up all the rules? We follow them like fools,
Believe them to be true, Don't care to think them through
And I'm sorry, so sorry, I'm sorry it's like this
I'm sorry, so sorry, I'm sorry we do this)
...GOOD answer.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Rocked by Rape" by The Evolution Control Committee
...Aaaaawkwaaaaaard. Bad, bad answer.
Will I ever have children?
"All-Night Disco Party" by Brakes
...so... no?
Will I die happy?
"Enema Countdown" by Da Vinci's Notebook
Oh man, this meme is making me cry.
Can you give me some advice?
"Into the Words" by Forbidden Broadway
Yeah, that's where I've been for years, thanks for confirming.
What do you think happiness is?
"Cut To The Dismemberment" by Night Attack
...Does that count? An improvised radio comedy show by myself and three of my friends? Well, I'll count the show itself as what happiness is, and not necessarily the title. I do so love bending meme rules.
What's my favourite fetish?
"Feel Good Inc." by the Gorillaz
I get high on enjoying life, sucka!
What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
"What's Your Flava" by Craig David
Hungry, huh? Well...well, good.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
"We Can Work It Out" by Stevie Wonder
Together, we can do anything.
.
Go to your iTunes/Windows Media Player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
In order to keep this from just randomizing to the first song in my playlist first, I've set it to start on "Word Disassociation" by Lemon Demon. Apropos. Now: Randomize!
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Shake Machine Parts I and II" by Paul and Stormy
...TILT? Or am I just pathetic, iTunes? Is that it?
Will I have a happy life?
"Heads Carolina, Tails California" by Jo Dee Messina
...Which is the happy life though?
What do my friends really think of me?
"Caught Up" by Usher
Yeah.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Itty Bitty Pretty One" covered by Hewie Lewis and the News
This is either creepy (if referring to how I'm seen) or good news (if it's who's lusting).
How can I make myself happy?
"Another Postcard" by Barenaked Ladies
Do I take this as a full statement? Either way, it's an okay answer in a sea of depressing others.
What should I do with my life?
"Genius in France" by Weird Al Yankovic
Thanks, iTunes. By comparison, I'll always be the best.
How comforting.
Why must life be so full of pain?
"They" by Jem
(Who made up all the rules? We follow them like fools,
Believe them to be true, Don't care to think them through
And I'm sorry, so sorry, I'm sorry it's like this
I'm sorry, so sorry, I'm sorry we do this)
...GOOD answer.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Rocked by Rape" by The Evolution Control Committee
...Aaaaawkwaaaaaard. Bad, bad answer.
Will I ever have children?
"All-Night Disco Party" by Brakes
...so... no?
Will I die happy?
"Enema Countdown" by Da Vinci's Notebook
Oh man, this meme is making me cry.
Can you give me some advice?
"Into the Words" by Forbidden Broadway
Yeah, that's where I've been for years, thanks for confirming.
What do you think happiness is?
"Cut To The Dismemberment" by Night Attack
...Does that count? An improvised radio comedy show by myself and three of my friends? Well, I'll count the show itself as what happiness is, and not necessarily the title. I do so love bending meme rules.
What's my favourite fetish?
"Feel Good Inc." by the Gorillaz
I get high on enjoying life, sucka!
What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
"What's Your Flava" by Craig David
Hungry, huh? Well...well, good.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
"We Can Work It Out" by Stevie Wonder
Together, we can do anything.
.