Jackaaaaaaao'Lantern. Jackaaaaaaals live in the desert.
This was taken at a movie theater in Iowa:
I am outright shocked and stoutly dismayed by this disreputable, scandalous horror! Not only is this theater showing ... ... (whispering:) Jack-Tushie 2... but even further, even after they said they'd cave to our demands and stop implying that schools are for S-words, they still only reduced it to a single version.
It's bad enough to think that there might be one sc...ssssc- (whispering:) jackanape... out there. Heaven forbid there should be a legion of them. Legion. Yes. Yes, that's the word: they are Legion.
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I am outright shocked and stoutly dismayed by this disreputable, scandalous horror! Not only is this theater showing ... ... (whispering:) Jack-Tushie 2... but even further, even after they said they'd cave to our demands and stop implying that schools are for S-words, they still only reduced it to a single version.
It's bad enough to think that there might be one sc...ssssc- (whispering:) jackanape... out there. Heaven forbid there should be a legion of them. Legion. Yes. Yes, that's the word: they are Legion.
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