With wives like these...
A member of the Scottish Parliament is suing tabloids for printing what he claims are false orgy stories about him. He is, after all, a happily married man.
An excerpt from the article (which can be found here):
To add to the drama, Sheridan sacked his entire legal team half way through the case and called his wife as a witness.
Gail Sheridan, 42, gave a passionate defense of her husband and said she would have killed him and dumped his body in Glasgow's river Clyde if she believed the allegations.
"You would be in the Clyde with a piece of concrete tied round you and I would be in court for your murder," she said.
Gail Sheridan also said McGuire had obviously never had sex with her husband because, if she had, she would have mentioned his hairy body in her kiss-and-tell revelations.
"You are like a monkey, so anybody rolling an ice cube around your body would end up with a hairball ..." she told her husband across the packed court room. "There is more hair on your body than there is on your head."
In a slightly back-handed defense of her husband, Gail Sheridan told the court he was "boring" and was more interested in playing Scrabble than socializing. He was not the kind of man who would indulge in group sex, she said.
If this man hasn't cheated on his wife, I'm disappointed in him.
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An excerpt from the article (which can be found here):
To add to the drama, Sheridan sacked his entire legal team half way through the case and called his wife as a witness.
Gail Sheridan, 42, gave a passionate defense of her husband and said she would have killed him and dumped his body in Glasgow's river Clyde if she believed the allegations.
"You would be in the Clyde with a piece of concrete tied round you and I would be in court for your murder," she said.
Gail Sheridan also said McGuire had obviously never had sex with her husband because, if she had, she would have mentioned his hairy body in her kiss-and-tell revelations.
"You are like a monkey, so anybody rolling an ice cube around your body would end up with a hairball ..." she told her husband across the packed court room. "There is more hair on your body than there is on your head."
In a slightly back-handed defense of her husband, Gail Sheridan told the court he was "boring" and was more interested in playing Scrabble than socializing. He was not the kind of man who would indulge in group sex, she said.
If this man hasn't cheated on his wife, I'm disappointed in him.
.