Sing & Dance to TWO SONGS!

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Sent to me by Sketch:

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As you can see, its left foot plays the Itsy-Bitsy Spider Song. I can't believe they'd use the original words, so I choose to assume they use my words instead:

Theeeeee Itsy-Bitsy Spider-Man
Got bitten in the lab.
Out popped a punk and
Killed his foster dad.
I know, I know, his "uncle."
God sakes, you're such a bore.
You know, folks like you are why
Pete said, "Spider-Man No More."

As for its right foot, and the heretofore unknown "Spider-Man & Friends theme"?
Well, how about this one?

(to this tune)

MARY JANE: Go!
(Go!)
MARY JANE: Get!
(Get!)
MARY JANE: 'Em!
('Em!)
ENSEMBLE: TIGER! (Yaaaay!)

MARY JANE: Go get 'em, you tiger, and stop 'em!
AUNT MAY: (...Yes!)
MARY JANE: Watch out for that nasty Green Goblin!
GWEN STACY: (I'm dead!)

IRON MAN: Come on in! Peter, I value your opinion.
WOLVERINE: When the f*ck'd Avengers turn into Spidey & Friends?

SPIDER-MAN:
Shocker!
Mysterio!
Doc Ock-er!
Chameleo!
Rhino!
'n Cyclone!

SPIDER-MANS: And all my clones!

SPIDER-MAN: Green Goblin...
NORMAN: Green Goblin...
SPIDER-MAN: Hobgoblin...
HARRY: Hobgoblin...
SPIDER-MAN: Those Osborns...
NORMAN+HARRY: We Osborns...
ENSEMBLE:GOT PROBLEMS!
NORMIE: (Yeehaw!)

DAILY BUGLE STAFF: Don't come in, J. Jonah's raving, gone 'round the bend!
BEN ULRICH: You bet.
DAILY BUGLE STAFF: Don't come in, unless you've alr'u'dy used your zoom lens!
BETTY BRANT: Ay! Ay!
JJ JAMESON: (leaning out door) Don't come in 'til you've got shots of Spidey & Friends!
[Door Slams]
[Door Opens]
JJ JAMESON: (leaning out door) ...And all his sins!