Jun 25, 2008 21:12
Title: It's All About Timing
Prompt: Siwon / Han Geng / how not to confess your feelings
Rating: PG-13 for talk of nakedness and blow jobs
Character/Pairing/s: HanWon, HanChul
Warnings/Spoilers: n/a
Word Count: 484
Summary: Siwon has some things he just has to tell Hangeng.
A/N: A stab at humor.
“Hyung!” Siwon shouted as he ran into Hangeng’s room, looking out of breath and more than a little crazed.
“There’s some things I need to tell you, things I’ve been needing to get off my chest.”
Siwon looked earnestly into Hangeng’s face, his eyes begging him to let him speak his mind.
“Um, now is not a good time Siwon, maybe we can talk about it later.”
“NO! I can’t let this go on any longer, Hyung. It’s not right for me to lead you on. I think it’s time for me to come clean about my feelings for you.”
“Feelings for…” a dazed voice echoed.
“Listen, the touching, the looks, the whispering, it doesn’t mean anything, it’s just fan service.”
“NOT NOW, Siwon! We can talk later, much later.”
“The making out before shows, the groping in the dressing rooms…”
“SIWON”
“…that one time I gave you a blow job before going on stage, that’s just to fight off the stage fright, I don’t want to complicate things between us because…”
“Blow Job” The not quite so dazed anymore voice echoed again, rolling the syllables around as if tasting the word.
“Siwon, SHUT THE FUCK UP, NOW!”
“Blow job. BLOW JOB! Get the fuck off me!” Heechul screeched.
Hangeng was suddenly laying atop a hissing, kicking, scratching hell cat. He quickly rolled off the slender boy flailing beneath him, curling into himself and protecting his body as best as possible. Looking up at a naked, furious Heechul, he had to admit it was a magnificent sight, he just wished it was less hazardous to his health.
“You lying bastard! What the hell happened to cold lonely nights and wasting away without me! Do you know how much money this trip is costing me? I could be working, but instead, I flew here to see you,” Heechul sneered, “I see how deprived you are now. Poor baby, would Siwon not bend over for you?”
“Oh, Hyung, I wouldn’t do that! Although there was that night we all got drunk and I woke up naked and sore the next day, but I’m not really sure…”
With one last disgusted glance at Hangeng, Heechul turned on his heel and stalked out of the room, gloriously naked. Hangeng heard a squeak from the living room that might have been Henry.
He groaned and buried his face in his pillow. He had been so close, now it would take forever to clam Heechul down. He had a hard on, no one to help him out, and an angry, naked Heechul storming around the apartment terrorizing the younger members, how could things get worse?
Siwon walked over and placed a comforting hand on Hangeng’s back.
“It’ll be ok, Hyung. I’m sorry things couldn’t work out between us, but I’m sure you’ll find someone one day.”
As he turned and walked out the room, Hangeng tried to smother himself with his pillow.
hankyung/siwon,
fanfic,
hankyung/heechul,
kpop,
super junior m,
super junior