kristies sex rep
haha im sitting here bored.. and i figured ide share my storie with the world?!?
lol o yeah
Have you ever???
had sex in three or more positions in one session?
-yes
had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?
-yes
devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)?
-no, and if a guy can last that long. lol im missing out.. if your a guy and u can.. marry me please?
been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?
-no.. havnt found one that can make me "loud" yet. got one whose working on it thou?!?!
had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
-yes
brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
-yes
had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?
-no... lol.. last one kept his clothes on during sex thou
had sex while both standing up?
-yes, i think its overratted
licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?
-um no.. eww
performed oral sex on a man (felatio)?
-only one... so far
performed oral sex on a woman (cunniligus)?
-nah n dont plan on it
received oral sex from a man?
-heh, only one
received oral sex from a woman?
-nope..... am i missing out?!?
used position number 69?
-LOL.. o yeah
intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)?
-after head?
woken someone up by performing oral sex on them?
-nope, been woken up thou! lol
had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control?
-nope. im on da control of the birth
had sex during menstruation?
-hahahaha, sadly you grosse fuk!
used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes?
-fun times yes with jello! lol 2 guys.. haha
used ice for sexual purposes?
-definatly yes, and other cold things like jamba juice! ; )
used crackers, cheese, or deli meats for sexual purposes?
-ummm no!
used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
-only once
completely shaved off your pubic hair?
- without a doubt. lol. i make guys shave 2. haha
purchased a sex toy?
-nope
inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you?
-ummmm no.. eww! lol
licked someone's anus?
-nah
performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)?
-nope
received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys still count)?
-no
used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?
-no
used a handlebar helmet on you or your partner?
-nope
used another kind of inanimate object for penetration (cucumber, beer bottle, anything)?
-nope not on someone.. but on me.. lol sadly yes! better than the guy too!
been involved in use of a cock-ring?
-no?!?
been involved in use of a strap-on?
-nah
participated in fist-fucking?
-haha um no thanks
...foot-fucking?
-ew feet r nasty
...head-fucking?
-oh shit lol.. wtf?
contracted a venereal disease?
nope im clean :) ive been safe!
received money or some favor in exchange for sexual activities?
-haah nah..
given a sympathy fuck?
-um no, well ive hated sex with someone soo much but still gotten sex from them.. so i could be getting sex and so i wouldnt have to tell them they sucked.. HAHA
forced or coerced someone having sex with you?
-im guilty as charged...
had sex with a melon or gourd?
-nope
paid for sex with a prostitute?
-pshhh im still good
been involved in adultery?
-nah
fondled a pre-pubescent when your were post-pubescent?
-no.
had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than yourself?
-nope, thats EW
had sex with a roommate/housemate/landlord (not a pre-existing relationship)?
-nah
had sex with your boss or teacher?
-haha nah
had sex with my grandpa?
-um no
willingly committed incest (sex with family member, including 1st cousins)?
-fuck nah! my familys fukd up.. wouldnt touch them ever lol
ever had sex with two people from the same family (i.e., siblings, etc - not related through marriage)
-nah thats dirty.
had sex with someone whose name you did not know (at least until afterwards)?
-nah, well do last names count? i knew it.. it just slipped my mind?!? (lol addiction)
had sex with someone who you never spoke with, or who did not know any of the same languages as you?
-lol ummm no
been openly homosexual or bisexual (out of the closet for all to see)?
-yes, well im not "bi", but willingly made out with chyks in public.. now is it a kissing fetish? or do i question my BI-ness?
had more than 10 sex partners?
-lol NO, im still like almost way under 5
...more than 100?
-ewww, haha ill never get that far
...more than 1000 you dirty slut?
-EWWWWWWW holy shit if i had.. ide be loose as fuk!
had sex with two partners within 24 hours (but separately)?
-no....
been in a menage-a-trois?
-i wish
engaged in group sex (more than three people)?
-nah, never even a three- some
visited an orgy parlor or swap club?
-no
had two or more regular sex partners at the same time, while all involved were they aware of your actions?
-no
had two or more regular sex partners at the same time, without telling all of them about the others?
-no
had sex in a public place?
-uh LOL many many times
had sex outdoors at night?
-haha many many times
had sex outdoors in direct, unshadowed sunlight?
-nah, i cant say so
had sex in a stationary car?
-who hasnt?
had sex in an inner tube?
-lol ummm no?
had sex while you or your partner were driving?
-nah, stick shift would get in the way?!? but whut bout head?!?
had sex while you or your partner's parent's were driving?
-haha wtf? no?!? in the same house thou! ; )
become a member of the mile high club?
-damn i wish!
had sex in your or your partner's parents' bedroom?
-nah, well.. lol. didnt make it all the way into the room. the hallway floor looked better
had sex in a classroom, office, or other place of work (not a private residence)?
-yes
had sex in a restroom of a building that was open to the public?
-nope
had sex in a janitorial closet?
-no
had sex in the water (bathtub, hottub, ocean...)?
-shower, bathtub, ummm.. lol
had sex in a stairwell or elevator?
-nah, its on my list of things to do thou?!?
had sex in a place of the dead (cemetery, mortuary, coffin, etc)?
-no
used alcohol to lower someone's resistance?
-not completely no.. had alcohol used on me.. yes!
used duct tape and a baseball bat to lower someone's resistance?
-hhaha nah
had sex while under the influence of illegal drugs?
-Yes
had sex while under the influence of illegal aliens?
-hmm, no?
ever taken a drug for the express purposes of enhancing the sexual experience?
-no, not for the sole purpose of sex
seen a live professional stripper?
-nope
committed an act of voyeurism (watched someone who did not know you were there)?
-not completely and not for long....
committed an act of public exhibitionism (stripping, streaking...)
-not completely... no... flashing?!? lol. so many people have seen my tits its not even funnie
masturbated in someone else's presence?
-ehh kinda, yeah
had sex while you knew someone else was watching?
-umm no..
been walked in on while having sex?
-yup, lol..
watched pornographic movie with your sex partner?
-yes
been the photographer or subject of a nude photo/video shoot?
-no
had pictures/video taken of you having sex?
-nah
watched your usual sex partner have sex with someone else while you were not involved?
-no
had a genital or nipple pierce?
- hahaha i like my nipple rings!
practiced sexual role-playing (doctor/nurse, student/teacher, etc)?
-hahahahahah anyone care 2 play with me?!?
engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
-nah
engaged in bondage as a "top" (tied someone up)?
-yes, well handcuffed someone
engaged in bondage as a "bottom" (been tied up)?
-ive been handcuffed
been blindfolded during sex?
-no
intentionally inflicted pain while performing sexual activities (sadism)
-o god yes
willingly had pain inflicted on you during sexual activities (masochism)?
-yes
had a "safe word" arranged with your partner for use in S&M/B&D activities?
-nope
used nipple clips (clothespins count)?
-nope
dressed up your weiner in cute little outfits?
-um if i had one i would
used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
-nah
inflicted or received an electric shock during sexual activities?
-nope
drawn blood by biting or scratching while performing sexual activities?
-yeah
engaged in "golden showers"?
-nah dude
committed bestiality?
-ugh, no
practiced necrophilia?
-nahh thats just dirty!
lol o yeah
Have you ever???
had sex in three or more positions in one session?
-yes
had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?
-yes
devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)?
-no, and if a guy can last that long. lol im missing out.. if your a guy and u can.. marry me please?
been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?
-no.. havnt found one that can make me "loud" yet. got one whose working on it thou?!?!
had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
-yes
brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
-yes
had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?
-no... lol.. last one kept his clothes on during sex thou
had sex while both standing up?
-yes, i think its overratted
licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?
-um no.. eww
performed oral sex on a man (felatio)?
-only one... so far
performed oral sex on a woman (cunniligus)?
-nah n dont plan on it
received oral sex from a man?
-heh, only one
received oral sex from a woman?
-nope..... am i missing out?!?
used position number 69?
-LOL.. o yeah
intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)?
-after head?
woken someone up by performing oral sex on them?
-nope, been woken up thou! lol
had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control?
-nope. im on da control of the birth
had sex during menstruation?
-hahahaha, sadly you grosse fuk!
used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes?
-fun times yes with jello! lol 2 guys.. haha
used ice for sexual purposes?
-definatly yes, and other cold things like jamba juice! ; )
used crackers, cheese, or deli meats for sexual purposes?
-ummm no!
used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
-only once
completely shaved off your pubic hair?
- without a doubt. lol. i make guys shave 2. haha
purchased a sex toy?
-nope
inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you?
-ummmm no.. eww! lol
licked someone's anus?
-nah
performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)?
-nope
received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys still count)?
-no
used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?
-no
used a handlebar helmet on you or your partner?
-nope
used another kind of inanimate object for penetration (cucumber, beer bottle, anything)?
-nope not on someone.. but on me.. lol sadly yes! better than the guy too!
been involved in use of a cock-ring?
-no?!?
been involved in use of a strap-on?
-nah
participated in fist-fucking?
-haha um no thanks
...foot-fucking?
-ew feet r nasty
...head-fucking?
-oh shit lol.. wtf?
contracted a venereal disease?
nope im clean :) ive been safe!
received money or some favor in exchange for sexual activities?
-haah nah..
given a sympathy fuck?
-um no, well ive hated sex with someone soo much but still gotten sex from them.. so i could be getting sex and so i wouldnt have to tell them they sucked.. HAHA
forced or coerced someone having sex with you?
-im guilty as charged...
had sex with a melon or gourd?
-nope
paid for sex with a prostitute?
-pshhh im still good
been involved in adultery?
-nah
fondled a pre-pubescent when your were post-pubescent?
-no.
had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than yourself?
-nope, thats EW
had sex with a roommate/housemate/landlord (not a pre-existing relationship)?
-nah
had sex with your boss or teacher?
-haha nah
had sex with my grandpa?
-um no
willingly committed incest (sex with family member, including 1st cousins)?
-fuck nah! my familys fukd up.. wouldnt touch them ever lol
ever had sex with two people from the same family (i.e., siblings, etc - not related through marriage)
-nah thats dirty.
had sex with someone whose name you did not know (at least until afterwards)?
-nah, well do last names count? i knew it.. it just slipped my mind?!? (lol addiction)
had sex with someone who you never spoke with, or who did not know any of the same languages as you?
-lol ummm no
been openly homosexual or bisexual (out of the closet for all to see)?
-yes, well im not "bi", but willingly made out with chyks in public.. now is it a kissing fetish? or do i question my BI-ness?
had more than 10 sex partners?
-lol NO, im still like almost way under 5
...more than 100?
-ewww, haha ill never get that far
...more than 1000 you dirty slut?
-EWWWWWWW holy shit if i had.. ide be loose as fuk!
had sex with two partners within 24 hours (but separately)?
-no....
been in a menage-a-trois?
-i wish
engaged in group sex (more than three people)?
-nah, never even a three- some
visited an orgy parlor or swap club?
-no
had two or more regular sex partners at the same time, while all involved were they aware of your actions?
-no
had two or more regular sex partners at the same time, without telling all of them about the others?
-no
had sex in a public place?
-uh LOL many many times
had sex outdoors at night?
-haha many many times
had sex outdoors in direct, unshadowed sunlight?
-nah, i cant say so
had sex in a stationary car?
-who hasnt?
had sex in an inner tube?
-lol ummm no?
had sex while you or your partner were driving?
-nah, stick shift would get in the way?!? but whut bout head?!?
had sex while you or your partner's parent's were driving?
-haha wtf? no?!? in the same house thou! ; )
become a member of the mile high club?
-damn i wish!
had sex in your or your partner's parents' bedroom?
-nah, well.. lol. didnt make it all the way into the room. the hallway floor looked better
had sex in a classroom, office, or other place of work (not a private residence)?
-yes
had sex in a restroom of a building that was open to the public?
-nope
had sex in a janitorial closet?
-no
had sex in the water (bathtub, hottub, ocean...)?
-shower, bathtub, ummm.. lol
had sex in a stairwell or elevator?
-nah, its on my list of things to do thou?!?
had sex in a place of the dead (cemetery, mortuary, coffin, etc)?
-no
used alcohol to lower someone's resistance?
-not completely no.. had alcohol used on me.. yes!
used duct tape and a baseball bat to lower someone's resistance?
-hhaha nah
had sex while under the influence of illegal drugs?
-Yes
had sex while under the influence of illegal aliens?
-hmm, no?
ever taken a drug for the express purposes of enhancing the sexual experience?
-no, not for the sole purpose of sex
seen a live professional stripper?
-nope
committed an act of voyeurism (watched someone who did not know you were there)?
-not completely and not for long....
committed an act of public exhibitionism (stripping, streaking...)
-not completely... no... flashing?!? lol. so many people have seen my tits its not even funnie
masturbated in someone else's presence?
-ehh kinda, yeah
had sex while you knew someone else was watching?
-umm no..
been walked in on while having sex?
-yup, lol..
watched pornographic movie with your sex partner?
-yes
been the photographer or subject of a nude photo/video shoot?
-no
had pictures/video taken of you having sex?
-nah
watched your usual sex partner have sex with someone else while you were not involved?
-no
had a genital or nipple pierce?
- hahaha i like my nipple rings!
practiced sexual role-playing (doctor/nurse, student/teacher, etc)?
-hahahahahah anyone care 2 play with me?!?
engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
-nah
engaged in bondage as a "top" (tied someone up)?
-yes, well handcuffed someone
engaged in bondage as a "bottom" (been tied up)?
-ive been handcuffed
been blindfolded during sex?
-no
intentionally inflicted pain while performing sexual activities (sadism)
-o god yes
willingly had pain inflicted on you during sexual activities (masochism)?
-yes
had a "safe word" arranged with your partner for use in S&M/B&D activities?
-nope
used nipple clips (clothespins count)?
-nope
dressed up your weiner in cute little outfits?
-um if i had one i would
used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
-nah
inflicted or received an electric shock during sexual activities?
-nope
drawn blood by biting or scratching while performing sexual activities?
-yeah
engaged in "golden showers"?
-nah dude
committed bestiality?
-ugh, no
practiced necrophilia?
-nahh thats just dirty!