snagged from everyone
1.) Go to google and type in "You know you're from [your country/state/town] when..."
2.) Cut and paste the list
3.) Bold or italicize items that apply to you.
El Paso
1. You can only name two seasons: Summer and Christmas.
2. You think that it only snows if it was at least 75 the day before.
3. You cringe whenever you see yellow license plates.
4. You get sunburned and wind burned in the same hour.
5. You get sick of your friends from other cities asking if you have indoor plumbing.
6. You don't go near the Rio Grande. Ever.
7. You buy beer on your way to work.
8. The only national monument you have been to is White Sands.
9. You know the difference between ya'll and all ya'll.
10. You're Hispanic...but all you can say in Spanish is your name and "Hola".
11. Your barbecue grill is a disc.
12. You have actually fried an egg on the sidewalk in July.
13. You invest a great deal of money in hair spray in the spring.
14. You love a good Whata-burger.
15. The only thing you stocked up on for Y2K were tortillas.
16. The phrase, "Hi Dick" are your child's first words.
17. You think the rest of Texas doesn't know El Paso exists. (This means you Austin!)
18. You know what all those letters on the mountain stand for.
19. You can see three different states and two countries from your backyard.
20. The first place you go when you come back in town is
Chico's Tacos.
21. If you are lost in Juarez at night, you can always find your way back by looking for the star on the mountain.
22. You have talked about leaving for ten years, but you are still here.