My cat is officially insane.
I put a little western-style bandana around my dog's neck, you know, just to be cute..and holy cow when the cat saw, she whole-heartedly disapproved. She had her back arched, hackles up and ears flat against her head and was hissing ruthlessly at Sassy. Sassy was completely unfazed and carried about her business. As soon as I took it off the cat acted like nothing had happened.
But seriously. What the hell?
And also.
Dead cat is dead.