CUPID IS AN ASSHOLE
HELLO.
HMMMM WHAT A BLA DAY. ITS VALENTINES DAY AND I THINK I WANT TO KILL CUPID. OBVIOUSLY HIS ARROW WAS TAINTED WHEN HE HOOKED ME AND IDIOT UP. THATS WHAT I GET FOR MARRYING A CAR SALESMAN...HE OBVIOUSLY SOLD ME WHEN HE SAID "I'LL NEVER HURT YOU I PROMISE" YAH RIGHT.. YOU REALIZE WHAT GOOD ADVICE IS AFTER ITS TOO LATE TO USE IT. BIGGEST LESSON I LEARNED IN MY LIFE IS THAT YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.
NUFF SAID BOUT THAT.
WARNING THIS WILL BE LONG.
SO THIS WEEKEND WAS A BLAST!!!!!!!!!! I HAD SO MUCH FREAKING FUN...AND I DIDNT YELL AT ANYONE FOR 3 WHOLE DAYS!!!! WELL CEPT THE PEOPLE THAT CUT ME OFF IN CHICAGO TRAFFIC.
FRIDAY I GOT IN CHICAGO.WENT TO BED THEN WOKE UP EARLY SATURDAY MORNING BECUASE LITTLE DONNIE THROUGH A BOOK AT MY HEAD. GOT SHOWERED AND HEADED FOR THE MALL WITH MY 2 BEST FRIENDS.
WE SHOPPED FOR 7 HOURS!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS MY LEGS STILL HURT. I BOUGHT LITTLE DONNIE THESE TOMMY HILLFIGER SHOES WITH CHROME ON THE BACK...I CALL HIM MY LITTLE GHETTO BOY..JAIME (MY SIS) ASKED ME IF I WAS GOING TO GET HIS EARS PEIRCED TOO. I SAID NO B/C HE WOULD LOOK LIKE EMINEM. HAHAHAH TOO FUNNY.
WE WENT TO GURNEE MILLS, HAWTHORNE MALL, TARGET, AND OF COURSE ATE AT OLIVE GARDEN. MMMMMMMMMMMMM I HAD LIKE 30 BOWLS OF SALAD. YMMMMMMMMY.
MELISSA I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR MANGO. I ALMOST ATE IT.
THEN SATURDAY NIGHT I DID SOMTHING WEIRD. I MINIATURE GOLFED IN THE DARK. I WAS A BIT FRIGHTENED. I HAD NEVER HEARD OF THIS "SPORT" BUT I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL. I WARNED MY FRIENDS THAT ME WITH A STICK IN MY HAND IN THE DARK COULD GET DANGEROUS...BUT WE MADE IT OUT SAFELY. I GOT SECOND PLACE OUT OF 3 PEOPLE....WAIT I GUESS THATS NOT THAT GOOD. I GOT 1 HOLE IN ONE AND MELISSA GOT 3...RACHEL GOT NONE...AHAHHA THATS WHAT SHE GETS FOR GETTING SLOSHED AT DINNER.
PEICE OF ADVICE FOR RACH:
BY THE WAY RACH...TOMS NOT CUTE...HE HAS A MANGINA. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN A WASTE OF YOUR TIME. I HAVE FOUND SHORT GUYS USUALLY GROW FACIAL HAIR BEUCASE THEY THINK IT MAKES UP FOR THEIR DINKER SIZE. TIM ON THE OTHER HAND...EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ASS..HE IS HOT. I WOULD DIG IT...WELL PROLLY NOT I THINK HE WEARS MASCARA AND DYES HIS EYEBROWS, BUT CARLOS ON THE OTHER HAND HOT PAPI!. ALL I KNOW IS THAT I THINK CARLOS WANTS YOUR ASS. HE IS CUTE TOO. JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET. TRUST ME. YOU ARE TOOO PICKY. BUT HE STILL IS NOT ALLOWED TO OUR HOTEL ROOM IN APRIL EVEN IF HE DOES BRING TIM. GIRLS WEEKEND ONLY.
NOW MELISSA HAVE A GOOD VALENTINES DAY. YOU ARE THE ONLY GIRL I KNOW WITH A BOYFRIEND (ASIDE FROM MY FRIENDS THAT ARE MARRIED) AND HONESTLY I THINK YOU AND JOSH ARE THE ONLY COUPLE THAT ACUTALLY LIKE EACH OTHER. HAVE FUN CHRISTENING THINGS.
BECKY...PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THE HOT DOGS, PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. THATS GROSS AND NOT VERY HEALTHY.
SO LITTLE DONNIES VALENTINES PARTY IS TODAY. I MADE ALL OF HIS VALENTINES BY HAND FOR HIS CLASS MATES AND TEACHERS. I DONT LIKE STORE BOUGHT VALENTINES...THEY ARE STUPID LATELY...THEY SAY CRAP LIKE "EMAIL ME" OR "TEXT ME" RIGHT LIKE MY 17 MONTH OLD IS GOING TO EMAIL OR TEXT HIS CLASSMATES. I PICKED UP COOKIES FOR HIS PARTY TODAY...AND HE IS WEARING HIS CARGO JEANS WITH RED TRIM AND HIS RED SHIRT...HE MATCHED EVERY KID IN HIS CLASS. I REFUSE TO WEAR RED TODAY. I AM WEARING BLACK AND KHAKI. NO COLOR.
VALENTINES DAY IS A CROCK. ITS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR THE FLORAL AND CANDY INDUSTRIES TO STAY IN BUSINESS UNTIL EASTER COMES.
SOMETIMES I THINK THAT IF I WOULD HAVE NEVER GONE BACK TO DUMBSHIT AFTER HE CHEATED ON ME THE FIRST TIME I WOULD HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT RIGHT NOW. I WOULD BE HAPPY AND CONTENT IN MY LIFE. I AM HAPPY WITH THE THINGS I HAVE NOW BUT I WAS HAPPIER WHEN DONNIE LEFT ME THE FIRST TIME. I HAD WHAT I WANTED AND WHO I WANTED..AND GAVE THAT UP TO GO BACK TO HIS SORRY ASS. MUST BE IN MY GENES TO GO BACK TO MISERY. BUT NOW I AM MOVING ON...BEING SINGLE IS GOOD. VERY GOOD.
OK I AM GOING TO END THIS I AM TIRD AND ACTUALLY NEED TO START ON PAYROLL SO PEOPLE CAN GET PAID. HEHEHEH THAT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I FORGOT. ACTUALLY NO IT WOULDNT. WELL IM OUT!
~K
HMMMM WHAT A BLA DAY. ITS VALENTINES DAY AND I THINK I WANT TO KILL CUPID. OBVIOUSLY HIS ARROW WAS TAINTED WHEN HE HOOKED ME AND IDIOT UP. THATS WHAT I GET FOR MARRYING A CAR SALESMAN...HE OBVIOUSLY SOLD ME WHEN HE SAID "I'LL NEVER HURT YOU I PROMISE" YAH RIGHT.. YOU REALIZE WHAT GOOD ADVICE IS AFTER ITS TOO LATE TO USE IT. BIGGEST LESSON I LEARNED IN MY LIFE IS THAT YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.
NUFF SAID BOUT THAT.
WARNING THIS WILL BE LONG.
SO THIS WEEKEND WAS A BLAST!!!!!!!!!! I HAD SO MUCH FREAKING FUN...AND I DIDNT YELL AT ANYONE FOR 3 WHOLE DAYS!!!! WELL CEPT THE PEOPLE THAT CUT ME OFF IN CHICAGO TRAFFIC.
FRIDAY I GOT IN CHICAGO.WENT TO BED THEN WOKE UP EARLY SATURDAY MORNING BECUASE LITTLE DONNIE THROUGH A BOOK AT MY HEAD. GOT SHOWERED AND HEADED FOR THE MALL WITH MY 2 BEST FRIENDS.
WE SHOPPED FOR 7 HOURS!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS MY LEGS STILL HURT. I BOUGHT LITTLE DONNIE THESE TOMMY HILLFIGER SHOES WITH CHROME ON THE BACK...I CALL HIM MY LITTLE GHETTO BOY..JAIME (MY SIS) ASKED ME IF I WAS GOING TO GET HIS EARS PEIRCED TOO. I SAID NO B/C HE WOULD LOOK LIKE EMINEM. HAHAHAH TOO FUNNY.
WE WENT TO GURNEE MILLS, HAWTHORNE MALL, TARGET, AND OF COURSE ATE AT OLIVE GARDEN. MMMMMMMMMMMMM I HAD LIKE 30 BOWLS OF SALAD. YMMMMMMMMY.
MELISSA I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR MANGO. I ALMOST ATE IT.
THEN SATURDAY NIGHT I DID SOMTHING WEIRD. I MINIATURE GOLFED IN THE DARK. I WAS A BIT FRIGHTENED. I HAD NEVER HEARD OF THIS "SPORT" BUT I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL. I WARNED MY FRIENDS THAT ME WITH A STICK IN MY HAND IN THE DARK COULD GET DANGEROUS...BUT WE MADE IT OUT SAFELY. I GOT SECOND PLACE OUT OF 3 PEOPLE....WAIT I GUESS THATS NOT THAT GOOD. I GOT 1 HOLE IN ONE AND MELISSA GOT 3...RACHEL GOT NONE...AHAHHA THATS WHAT SHE GETS FOR GETTING SLOSHED AT DINNER.
PEICE OF ADVICE FOR RACH:
BY THE WAY RACH...TOMS NOT CUTE...HE HAS A MANGINA. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN A WASTE OF YOUR TIME. I HAVE FOUND SHORT GUYS USUALLY GROW FACIAL HAIR BEUCASE THEY THINK IT MAKES UP FOR THEIR DINKER SIZE. TIM ON THE OTHER HAND...EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ASS..HE IS HOT. I WOULD DIG IT...WELL PROLLY NOT I THINK HE WEARS MASCARA AND DYES HIS EYEBROWS, BUT CARLOS ON THE OTHER HAND HOT PAPI!. ALL I KNOW IS THAT I THINK CARLOS WANTS YOUR ASS. HE IS CUTE TOO. JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET. TRUST ME. YOU ARE TOOO PICKY. BUT HE STILL IS NOT ALLOWED TO OUR HOTEL ROOM IN APRIL EVEN IF HE DOES BRING TIM. GIRLS WEEKEND ONLY.
NOW MELISSA HAVE A GOOD VALENTINES DAY. YOU ARE THE ONLY GIRL I KNOW WITH A BOYFRIEND (ASIDE FROM MY FRIENDS THAT ARE MARRIED) AND HONESTLY I THINK YOU AND JOSH ARE THE ONLY COUPLE THAT ACUTALLY LIKE EACH OTHER. HAVE FUN CHRISTENING THINGS.
BECKY...PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THE HOT DOGS, PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. THATS GROSS AND NOT VERY HEALTHY.
SO LITTLE DONNIES VALENTINES PARTY IS TODAY. I MADE ALL OF HIS VALENTINES BY HAND FOR HIS CLASS MATES AND TEACHERS. I DONT LIKE STORE BOUGHT VALENTINES...THEY ARE STUPID LATELY...THEY SAY CRAP LIKE "EMAIL ME" OR "TEXT ME" RIGHT LIKE MY 17 MONTH OLD IS GOING TO EMAIL OR TEXT HIS CLASSMATES. I PICKED UP COOKIES FOR HIS PARTY TODAY...AND HE IS WEARING HIS CARGO JEANS WITH RED TRIM AND HIS RED SHIRT...HE MATCHED EVERY KID IN HIS CLASS. I REFUSE TO WEAR RED TODAY. I AM WEARING BLACK AND KHAKI. NO COLOR.
VALENTINES DAY IS A CROCK. ITS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR THE FLORAL AND CANDY INDUSTRIES TO STAY IN BUSINESS UNTIL EASTER COMES.
SOMETIMES I THINK THAT IF I WOULD HAVE NEVER GONE BACK TO DUMBSHIT AFTER HE CHEATED ON ME THE FIRST TIME I WOULD HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT RIGHT NOW. I WOULD BE HAPPY AND CONTENT IN MY LIFE. I AM HAPPY WITH THE THINGS I HAVE NOW BUT I WAS HAPPIER WHEN DONNIE LEFT ME THE FIRST TIME. I HAD WHAT I WANTED AND WHO I WANTED..AND GAVE THAT UP TO GO BACK TO HIS SORRY ASS. MUST BE IN MY GENES TO GO BACK TO MISERY. BUT NOW I AM MOVING ON...BEING SINGLE IS GOOD. VERY GOOD.
OK I AM GOING TO END THIS I AM TIRD AND ACTUALLY NEED TO START ON PAYROLL SO PEOPLE CAN GET PAID. HEHEHEH THAT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I FORGOT. ACTUALLY NO IT WOULDNT. WELL IM OUT!
~K