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2011, married meme

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Harry Dresden, Dresden Files za_lord January 29 2011, 22:32:32 UTC
Re: Harry Dresden, Dresden Files digi_punk January 29 2011, 23:17:56 UTC
*She didn't even have to open her eyes to know it was going to be a very bad day.*

Ugh, kill the light. *Jessika groaned grumpily as she tugged the blanket over her head. It took a minute for her to realize that there was an arm draped over her and something was poking her in the small of her back. Slowly, she pulled the blanket back down and glanced over her shoulder.*

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za_lord January 29 2011, 23:20:16 UTC
[Harry blinks for a moment and finds someone looking at him. No, make that glaring. His mouth is fuzzy, but he manages to unstick it] Hi...I'm Harry.

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digi_punk January 29 2011, 23:36:38 UTC
*Harry? That didn't sound familiar at all. Not even slightly which was odd considering she'd never been a black out drunk in her life. Pass out? Plenty of times but she always remembered ever sordid detail.

The sun made it impossible for her to look at him for more than a few seconds at a time. Oh yeah. Hangover. Jessi groaned and let her head drop back on the pillow. "Harry who?"

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za_lord January 30 2011, 04:49:59 UTC
[He shields his face] Harry Dresden. Nice to meetcha.

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digi_punk January 30 2011, 04:56:07 UTC
*She can't help but chuckle.* I take it that means you don't remember shit either because I sure as hell hope I wouldn't fall into bed with a guy I've never even been introduced to.

*She goes to stretch and rub her eyes when she feels the ring. Her eyes will pop open now.* Oh god, oh no. No no no no no no. *Jess pleads with the powers that be as she sits up. Headache be damned this was serious.*

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za_lord January 30 2011, 05:10:31 UTC
I remember nothing, I'm afraid.

[Harry winces as she begins freaking out over the situation] Believe me, I'm just as concerned as you are. And give our...current state, I don't think we can just get an annulment.

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digi_punk January 30 2011, 05:31:13 UTC
You knew?! How can you be so calm? Jesus Christ, we're married and I don't know who in the hell you are.

...Wait. Is this real? *She asked looking closely at the ring.* Did you buy me a real ring? That's kind of sweet. I mean still really fucked up because we don't know each other but nice.

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za_lord January 30 2011, 05:33:01 UTC
[Harry shrugs] I deal with weird things on a daily basis. This...is just not as weird as most stuff.

[He squints at the ring] Looks like a real diamond to me. I'm not a cheapskate.

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digi_punk January 30 2011, 05:37:59 UTC
Wow. That kinda makes me feel shitty. I guess I thought marrying me would rank higher. Thanks.

What are you like rich or something?

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za_lord January 30 2011, 05:42:21 UTC
[Harry laughs] Rich? I wish. Still, I've got a pretty nice place in Chicago.

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digi_punk January 30 2011, 05:47:12 UTC
Chicago, huh? I'm from DC. It's Jessi by the way. Jessika Jackson. *She sighs and runs her fingers through her hair though they don't get far. The back of her head is a knotted mess. Whatever they did the night before, it must have been enthusiastic. Her tender lady parts concur.*

Sorry, so what were you saying about an annulment?

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za_lord January 30 2011, 05:49:26 UTC
Well Jessi...I think we had sex last night. [Harry rubs his back] And I think we had a lot of it too. So we're not going to be able to just annul the marriage.

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digi_punk January 30 2011, 06:22:19 UTC
*She's sitting there butt naked after a night of crazy monkey sex with a man she barely knew but still managed to marry and yet some how, she still blushed a little bit.* Great. So I guess we get divorced then. Any idea if we can do that here or do we have to go home to do it?

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za_lord February 1 2011, 03:09:26 UTC
[Harry thinks about it] It might be easier to do it in Illinois. They have pretty lax divorce laws and I'd appreciate not being taken to the cleaners. [He smiles at her a little]

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digi_punk February 1 2011, 23:40:52 UTC
Pfft! Like you have anything I want. *Her eyes did a sweeping glance and she smirked.* Anything I can take with me anyway.

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