I have no life, but i have great friends.

Aug 27, 2012 23:36

I have been using this statement waaaay too often during the last month. When i become famous i allow you all to quote this quote of mine in your essays or whatsoever. Or write this quote on my grave. Because this is the statement i basically live my life by. I am not even joking and i don't even want to question the higher powers why am i so darn lucky, but you can try being me~ A few days ago i had a reunion with a friend of mine who spent 3 weeks in Ireland! And here where this statement comes into action. Only a great friend can do this.



I mean... it's leopard and polka dot. Leopard and polka dot. I go crazy for anything leopard and i loose my socks for anything polka dot. Put it into a heart shape and on my finger? And not to mention put a stamp on it that it is Accessorize - one of my top 3 favorite shops that ever graced this sinful planed called Earth - and i will squel as if i saw YunJae making babies on my bed. YunJae. Naked. Making babies. Naked. On my bed.



It has a ribbon on it. A ribbon. I have like... 14 rings that are ribbon shaped and some of them don't differ even in color because anything ribbon is already pure sex in my eyes. And this necklace is too cute to handle.



What did I say about ribbons earlier? Oh, put also a cute white rose, some gemstones and divive it into 4 pieces and paint it in gold... and i will squel as if i saw that YunJae actually made a baby.

The point here is that i have friends that on the scale of greatnest are level: infinity. Because the friends who reached this kind of level are able to buy presents while staying in Ireland of gold color which i detested whole my life, but like... a week ago started liking just to match the buttons on my new shirt. Greatnest level: Infinity, i tell you. Wrap these presents in a cute package, also a towel-thingy that is for drying your hair and a delicious chocolate that tastes like heaven added as a cherry on top. You can envy the awesomeness of my friends, i would do so also if i were you. 

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