HOME BITTER HOME
No seriously, coming back home is nice and all, but when you have to share your room with your mother now... that's totally not sweet! O_o Especailly, when not only my mom is egoistic, but my cat too. My mom sleeps on one side, while my cat takes the other. And let me tell you, my cat is not that little kitten... she is just... REALLY NOT LITTLE Eh, my life~ T___T
ANYWAYS~~~~! As i told before, on my way back home i had a romantic date with
hotissue1 <3 AND DAMN!! IT TAKES AWESOME PEOPLE TO MAKE SITTING IN A PARK SO AWESOME!!! <33333 The time we spent together was sooo freaking awesome, i simply can not! wae the most awesome people live so far away T_________________T
(^our favorite photo of the day)
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I MUST TELL YOU, PEOPLE, HOW LUCKY I WAS!!! I travel home by boat, and you know, the mere mortals travel in 4-person cabins. Usually, when you travel alone, they always put you with some random people, sometimes who don't even speak even when you ask them a question, sometimes you can't even speak the same language... but this time! HO MY FREAKING GOD! the whole cabin was MINE!!! OMG! i can not put into words how freaking amazing it was!!! Out of happiness i even sung in the shower~ WOOOHOOOOOO~~~~!!! and slept on all the 4 beds <333333333333333333333
I knew that after the awesome trip of my paradise-like-cabin, even a more awesome day awaited me~~! Because... i was supposed to meet my adorkable monkey~~~~~! <3 I was feeling soooo soooo excited~~~~ my heart went all doki-doki~~~! >/////////< And then... at 11am the boat finally arived in harbour... AND I MET MY PSYCHO TWIN <3333
Here's a little background story: we got to know each other a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago in the russian internet community (?) we both had russian webpages so we became friends there and then somehow we got each other skype and after years of chatting in skype like some two crazy idiots, in August 2010 we met for the first time <333333 Damn, that day was awesome too~~~~! I brought
hotissue1 a little key chain from Sweden and thus, the next photo became a tradition:
Last time i took a similar photo with her souvenir and this time this one <3 Oh, and a little story about the present too xD
hotissue1 seriously looks like a monkey!!! But she really does!!! She looks like one, she behaves like one and even her non-existing butt is cute like a monkey's <3 So when i went searching for a souvenir for her and my eyes landed on this little cutie... AND that's not all! See the "E" on it??? I know some of my lj friends have
hotissue1 as friend too and i don't know if you knew it, but her real name is Eva! So you get my point? IT WAS DESTINY!!! There were no other letters on this things, and exactly on the monkey there was an "E"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I knew i HAVE TO get it for her <33333
btw, it's actually a tooth brush holder~~~ ^^
CHEERS FOR THE AWESOME MEETING!
And HESBURGER is our forever love <3 I know not all countries have it, but HESBURGER is this kind of McDonalds, but with 34398289478327487823749293748928476873627483287542464927053592866121739274091 more delicious food! Seriously, after you get a taste of HESBURGER, you will never go into McDonalds ever again!!
And at the front.. is the dreadful Fanta T____________T i am so clumsy, i simply can not! i actually spilled that Fanta on
hotissue1's photo camera!!! O____O Good thing it didn't get broken and it still works, but damn, i had a heart attack there for some seconds!!! And the reason? Only now i got to know that
hotissue1 is on the 3rd place in kickboxing in Europe O_O sowie, but how not to be scared for your health when in front of you sits a champion? O_o
Oh, and btw, i straighten my hair upon
hotissue1's request~~~! what cha think? Does it suit me~~~~? ^^
So after the delicios HESBURGER we went to the park~~~~~~~~~ Since it wasn't raining cats and dogs like the last time -_- and of course camwhore! CAMWHORE! Sometimes i think the reason i live is camwhoring~~~ Seriously~ but how can i resist when i have such a cute monkey beside me???
hotissue1 gave me this adorable balloon as a present <3333333 I wrote on it our names, so that it will be engraved forever!!! Now i have it on my table and every time i look it, i wanna cry T________T
hotissue1, when will be our next meeting???
Oh, she told me that this balloon had a difficult time to get to me T_T it flew under a car so that the owner must have been called to drive the car away! Well, we are special people and nothing is normal when it comes to animals like us: dinousaurs and monkeys <333
OF COURSE camwhoring with the balloon was a MUST! We concluded, that this is the best photo ever <33333 It totally shows our love for each other <333333333
Of which, kind of, i'm afraid. Cause
hotissue1 is SUCH A PERVERT!!! She traumatized my innocent mind!!! O______o" People, i'm sure that you never thought about it even in your most perverted fantasies, but she... omg, i can not even look at my computer the same way anymore!!! We were talking about that computer is seriously the best boyfriend ever, that it's so easy to please him and
hotissue1 says: "yeah, you just stick usb in and then out" O//////////////////////////O EXCUSE ME?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLUG IN MY USB NOW WITHOUT HAVING THAT THOUGHT IN MY HEAD???!!!! >O<
I LOVE YOU, MY ADORKABLE MONKEY!
HESBURGER is such love, that it's hard to put into words how delicious the food there is!! <3 Seriously, people, if you have HESBURGER in your town - forget about McDonalds for forever! HESBURGER - that's where the real cheeseburgers are!! <3
+ right now the kids meal has... wait a sec... T____________________________________T
FREAKING HELLO KITTY TOYS INSIDE!!!!
hotissue1 gave me a trauma, from which i won't recover in the near future! T______________T
I swear this is the last camwhoring picture!!! but i MUST show off
hotissue1's amazing glasses!!! LOOK! THEY ARE PINK!!! And you know what?? She wears them only on her head... i mean, not like on the eyes, but just on the head like a decoration. Such a waste, urg i want to cry T______T They are so freaking amazing!!!
Ops, i lied~~~ one more camwhoring picture~~~ But this one is too awesome not to share! xD We weren't making fun of that grandpa, but he accidently got into the background and we were thinking how awesome it would be if he had shown the peace sign too~ And this is where photoshop comes in handy! One of the reasons i love photoshop - nothing is impossible! <3 lol, thou, it;s hardly seen in the small picture, but i'm laughing my ass off xDDDDDDD
And... as sad as it was and still is... Time to part T______________________________T it was such an awesome day, but why must all the awesome days end???? T_________________T so freaking sad!
THIS IS NOT THE REALITY I WANTED!
hotissue1, thank you sooo freaking much for the awesome day!!!! <33333