I don't like them faggy ass skinny shits...
Me: 
Guy friend: OUCH! That dude is mad cute!
Me: Hun, you KNOW damn well that I have a thing for big dudes. I love you SO MUCH... hahahaha.
Me:
Guy friend: hahah... MOHAWK!
Me:
YES! BIG MUSCLES! HOT BIKE!
Guy friend: Shit I must admit, that dude is MAD good looking
Me: :-D!!!! I mean seriously dude... if you were a chick I bet you'd have your tits on that dude at a bike show in like 5 seconds flat.
Guy friend: If I were a chick, I'd most likely have my face in his crotch... hahahahha.
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... I'm choking from laughing so hard! Seee that's why I love talking to you... because if you were a chick... we'd have the same taste in men. You SO understand me.
Guy friend Exactly!!!
Me: Want to see his puppy? :-)
Guy friend: Of course!
Me:
Guy friend: Jesus Christ... hot dude, hot dog!
Me: So yeah... if I saw him walking his dog... OH MAN FUCKING INTENSE!
Guy friend: hahahhaha... I would probably stop in my tracks and stare at him and probably accidentally spill my desires to him if he said hi.
Me: hhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaa... Accidentally spill my desires!!!!!!!!! BAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Guy friend: hahaha... I'm being honest though. I'm totally straight, but IF I was a girl. I know what I would do.
Me: Exactly dude!
Guy friend: hahaha
For the fucking record, I have awesome taste in men, hahahha. Big dudes, especially with wide shoulders are my weakness. I love these new generation of car and bike dudes. The guy I posted about is Dave from Detroit Brothers custom bike shop. He was on the Discovery Channel last night for Biker Build Off. Oh yeah... Jesse James is another one, of course everyone knows him through West Coast Choppers... plus the host of Overhaulin', Chris Jacobs is wayyyy intense as well. After seeing what girls think is "boy du jour" these days, MOST GIRLS HAVE SHITTY TASTE IN CELEBRITY MEN. Oh goodness, I can go on forever about overrated pieces of shit.
Yeah ok, I'm kinda boy crazy... but I've actually calmed down A LOT. My boyfriend has made a good lady out of me, hahahahha. <333
Guy friend: OUCH! That dude is mad cute!
Me: Hun, you KNOW damn well that I have a thing for big dudes. I love you SO MUCH... hahahaha.
Me:
Guy friend: hahah... MOHAWK!
Me:
YES! BIG MUSCLES! HOT BIKE!
Guy friend: Shit I must admit, that dude is MAD good looking
Me: :-D!!!! I mean seriously dude... if you were a chick I bet you'd have your tits on that dude at a bike show in like 5 seconds flat.
Guy friend: If I were a chick, I'd most likely have my face in his crotch... hahahahha.
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... I'm choking from laughing so hard! Seee that's why I love talking to you... because if you were a chick... we'd have the same taste in men. You SO understand me.
Guy friend Exactly!!!
Me: Want to see his puppy? :-)
Guy friend: Of course!
Me:
Guy friend: Jesus Christ... hot dude, hot dog!
Me: So yeah... if I saw him walking his dog... OH MAN FUCKING INTENSE!
Guy friend: hahahhaha... I would probably stop in my tracks and stare at him and probably accidentally spill my desires to him if he said hi.
Me: hhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaa... Accidentally spill my desires!!!!!!!!! BAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Guy friend: hahaha... I'm being honest though. I'm totally straight, but IF I was a girl. I know what I would do.
Me: Exactly dude!
Guy friend: hahaha
For the fucking record, I have awesome taste in men, hahahha. Big dudes, especially with wide shoulders are my weakness. I love these new generation of car and bike dudes. The guy I posted about is Dave from Detroit Brothers custom bike shop. He was on the Discovery Channel last night for Biker Build Off. Oh yeah... Jesse James is another one, of course everyone knows him through West Coast Choppers... plus the host of Overhaulin', Chris Jacobs is wayyyy intense as well. After seeing what girls think is "boy du jour" these days, MOST GIRLS HAVE SHITTY TASTE IN CELEBRITY MEN. Oh goodness, I can go on forever about overrated pieces of shit.
Yeah ok, I'm kinda boy crazy... but I've actually calmed down A LOT. My boyfriend has made a good lady out of me, hahahahha. <333