story time
so once apon a time, there were these two awesome awesome dudes.
Fantastic Danny
and Dirty Joey
and they were super heros.
here they are together
they both had alll kinds of super duper powers.
Dannys powers included, FLIGHT:
and, HIDING:
Josephs powers where even handier. he had the power to drink THE FROSTY BEVERAGE:
and INTIMIDATING FACE:
their arch nemisis was the devestatingly evil JOHNATRON!!!
he had a gang of frightening pirates...
Daniels evil twin was also their rivals partner....
here the two of them are crafting some wicked plan no doubt...
so joseph and daniel set out to find the fearsom duo. to find them, they enlisted the help of the SPI gang, since they owed daniel a favor...
they were pointed in the right dirction, but soon enough, the evil DANJOHN had deployed a secret weapon. ON FIRE GUY!!!
it was a firece battle, but daniels face gun slayed the evil deamon!!!
HOORAH!
while they were on their way to the sinister villans lair, they crossed paths witha dead bass player...
he told them where they could get some potions n' stuff..
so they followed his directions.
daniel put his party shirt on because he heard of a fair lady who ran the potion shop and he wished to make a good immpression...
and it worked! for she invited him to her house for a drink. joseph came too... and they drank
and they had jolly good times...
but then, just as the night couldn't get any better, daniel started to feel it..
HE HAD BEEN TRICKED by the fair mistress, but ass you could see, she felt remorse...
bad stuff happened..
then joseph the mighty rescued his dear friend, and they were off on their journey once more...
joseph said "it's all good, i've got it allll under control..."
"OMGZZZ" said daniel
all was grand untill daniel got hungry. then he found a small one to feast apon...
but joseph gave the evil eye and said "no soup for you!"
so they continued on their quest...
meenwhile, the evil twin of fantastic daniel was growing stronger...
and john, more fashionable...
things looked grim, but JAPANESE FOOD DOING BABY JEASUS IMPRESSION soon arrived on the scene to solve all the problems and stuff...
so, everybody was better...
joseph went on to become a homosexual....
evil daniel practiced his flashdancing 'till he went pro...
and fabulous daniel got married and had 17 kids...
and so did john
THEEND!
