[one shot] Creaky Bed

[kissthecoffin]

Title: Creaky Bed
Author: kissthecoffin
Pairing: OT5, JaeMin, YunJae, JaeSu, YooSu, YooMin, YunMin, JaeChun, YuSu
Summary: What could happen when Changmin is discovered under the bed of his best friend's parent while their in the middle of having sex?
Warnings: language, smut and completely fucked up
Story rating: NC17

Comments

*coughs* call me miri ^^*

[miri91]

"“Junsu, honey, Mommy can explain...” Jaejoong huffed, not stopping his work on Changmin. “You see, Changmin missed the day they taught sex ed at school so Mommy is teaching him, hun.”"

PFFFT GYAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA 8D BRB *tries to remember to breathe* *sighs* pft...DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THAT LINE MADE ME LAUGH?!?!?! EPIC FAIL JAEJOONG, EPIC FAIL.... 'we need to teach the kid sex ed' 8D BWAHAHAHAHAAAA

"A few faint words escaped his lips as he approach his parent's bed, “I can help teach Minnie, too...since I was there that day...”"
O-O *SERIOUSLY FALLS OFF THE CHAIR* sh...shi...shisus....IS THIS KID FOR REAL?!?!?! A THREE-NO,FOURSOME?!?!? oh god forbid chun joins them.....watch the bed cave in from overuse 8D

"Following like a puppy, Yoochun made his way to Jaejoong, his slurred words forming a semi-understandable sentence, “And five makes the orgy complete.”"
X-X!!!!! *sometimes hates being right* .......but in this case i'll make an exception

"“Nothing really,” Changmin stated, smile plastered on his lips. “We just studied all night.”"

*HOWLS* BWAHAHAHHHH NICE ONE MIN ;DDD

"A/N: Lame beginning, seriously two pages of OT5 smut and a lame ending."

T^T you call that a lame beginning? A LAME BEGINNING?!?!? YOU KIDDING ME, I WAS HOOKED FROM THE START!!! AND THE ENDING!! DUN GIMME 'LAME ENDING'!! BIYATCH WAS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS, ENDED AT THE PERFECT LINE!!! T^T

'n lastly...you said you want no silent readers.... ahems.... :D WELL, HERE IS MAH OPINION~~~ ONE LOOONG RANTING RAVE OF......JAESUCHUNHOMIN-NESS ^o~