He is My Master, Ch. 1
Title: He is My Master
Author: kissthecoffin
Pairing: Minho/Taemin, Minho/Key, Onew/Key, Jonghyun/anything he can find
Summary: Choi Minho is a fairly normal high-school student. Maybe a bit to quiet and myterious, but apart from that, he's a normal as normal can be. He even is a fanboy of a band called Super Junior. One night, he receieved a pop-up on their official site telling him he's won a special prize and all he had to do was click it to receive, a half-asleep Minho innocently clicks hoping that he won a poster. The next morning he receives his prize: a young, naked man that instists that Minho is his new master. And the only thing me had to say was, "This is really weird. I could have sworn I won a poster, not a prepubestent boy."
Warning (for now and later): Taemin's underage, language, boy x boy, patches of smut, mentions of nudity, arousal of teenage boys
Rating: Ignoring the completely provocotive title, PG-13 (With a NC-17 scene every once in a while)
"What?" Kibum stopped in his tracks, completely shocked, "You got a human boy in the mail?"
Minho turned to look his friend in the eye, "Yeah. I left him in my apartment for now."
"You left a guy you don't even know alone in your apartment? Let alone one you got in the mail." The older boy rubbed his temples, "Minho, I know you tend to be lax about a lot of things, but could you be a little schocked about the situation? I mean, how did this even happen?"
"I clicked a pop-up. And the next morning, he came in the mail. It was really weird. I could have sworn I won a poster, not a prepubescent boy." Minho stated, unfazed by anything that has happened to him, and slighty dissapointed that he didn't get the poster of SuJu's Donghae.
"My. Fucking. God." Kibum said, slapping his hand on his head, knowing me was obviously needed, "C'mon. We're going to your apartment. I need to see this for myself." The older on turned of his heel and started walking towards Minho's apartment, "I fucking hope your on drugs and your imagining this and a bunch of pink unicorns running around."
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Minho, groggy from a late night of surfing the net, kicked himself out of bed to answer the door bell which had been ringing for the past five minutes. "Coming..."
"Minho! Hurry and answer the damn door! It's 6:00 AM, I'm tired, freezing, have school in an hour and I don't know what the hell you ordered but it's freakin' heavy!"
Minho confirmed the voice of Jonghyun before he even opened the door. "My bad. I was up late last night watching some videos."
Jonghyun handed him the clipboard, "I don't even want to know what type of videos you watch." Minho, fimiliar with the porcedure due to his habit of ordering Super Junior merchandise online, handed back the clipboard afetr he was done, "By the way, what is this?" Jonghyun pointed to the large crate with the word's "fragile"and "perishable" written all over it.
Minho stared at it for a while. "I really don't know."
Jonghyun rolled his eyes. "Fuck Onew Condition, it should be Minho Condition." Jonghyun checked his cellphone, "I gotta go. I still have some more packages and then I have to get ready for school. Later and make sure to tell me what that is. I have a right to know after lugging it up those stairs."
"Yeah, I will. Later." the younger boy said, distracted by the package that was now in his living area. What could this be?, he thought observing the crate. He could have sworn he saw it move, then he started to hear knocking sounds coming from the crate. "Maybe I should open it..." he stated, outloud.
Minho pried open the front of the box with a crow bar, making a avalanche of styrofoam fall onto his floor along with a black haired, milky skinned, stark naked boy. The raven haired child quickly got on his knees and greeted, "Master. It's a honor to finally meet you."
Minho evaluated the situation: 1.) Received a large package Idon't remember ordering 2.) There was a naked boy calling him "Master" 3.) There's a lot of styrofoam on the floor that I should clean up
Solution: Just go with it.
Minho, after a while of staring at the boy, said, "Hello."
The boy looked up and smiled, "Master, is there anything I can do for you?"
The newly appointed master thought for a moment, "You could put on some pants."
A/N: Debating weither to just quit here or actually attempt this failed comedy. XD You tell me.