boredom
1) My uncle once: showed up drunk to one of my basketball games and ran on court.
2) Never in my life: did I wear a bikini.
3) When I was five: I had to sit at the blue reject table in kindergarden with the girl with no thumb and the kid allergic to milk because I was too tall and had a special chair and so did this kid benny.
4) High School was: a blur filled with cliche suicidal tendencies with occasional laughs.
5) I will never forget: 9/11 haha no.. uhm every time I was hurt/fucked over.. that kinda stays with me.
6) I once met: GC? Haha.
7) There's this girl I know who: is pretty.
8) Once, at a bar: I had a conversation about cookies with a guido.
9) By noon I'm usually: still sleeping.
10) Last night: I felt really shitty and sick.
11) If I only had: a job it would be good.
12) Next time I go to church: I will be in a pretty little coffin.
13) Next time I go grocery shopping: I will get olives.
14) What worries me most: is that I will never get a job and I will live here for the rest of my life.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a mannequin head.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my Cure poster.
17) You know I'm lying when: I try not to laugh afterwards.
18) What I miss most about the Eighties: not having to deal with anything since I was only 5 when they ended.
19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: complimented on my wonderful vocabulary.
20) By this time next year: I will probably be a hobo.
21) A better name for me would be: Shoooba
22) I have a hard time understanding: math and other such things.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll take: a gun to my head.
24) You know I like you if: I hump your leg.
25) If I won an award: I would thank Hitler.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are stupid compared to Samantha Suarez.
27) Take my advice: kill someone with an icicle.
28) My ideal breakfast is: hash browns.
29) A CD I love, but do not have is: something I can't think of right now.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you forget about it and go to the city.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: this made me angry.
32) Why won't anyone: give me a job.
33) If you spend the night at my house, don't be afraid to: get raped by aliens.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: a dollar?
35) The world could do without: insects.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: move to Los Angeles.
37) My favorite blonde is: a dead one. :D jkjk
38) Paper clips are more useful than: underarm hair.
39) If I do anything well, it's: being really bad at things.
40) And by the way: I'm sick. :(
41)The last time I was drunk, was: at my brother-in-law's party.
2) Never in my life: did I wear a bikini.
3) When I was five: I had to sit at the blue reject table in kindergarden with the girl with no thumb and the kid allergic to milk because I was too tall and had a special chair and so did this kid benny.
4) High School was: a blur filled with cliche suicidal tendencies with occasional laughs.
5) I will never forget: 9/11 haha no.. uhm every time I was hurt/fucked over.. that kinda stays with me.
6) I once met: GC? Haha.
7) There's this girl I know who: is pretty.
8) Once, at a bar: I had a conversation about cookies with a guido.
9) By noon I'm usually: still sleeping.
10) Last night: I felt really shitty and sick.
11) If I only had: a job it would be good.
12) Next time I go to church: I will be in a pretty little coffin.
13) Next time I go grocery shopping: I will get olives.
14) What worries me most: is that I will never get a job and I will live here for the rest of my life.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a mannequin head.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my Cure poster.
17) You know I'm lying when: I try not to laugh afterwards.
18) What I miss most about the Eighties: not having to deal with anything since I was only 5 when they ended.
19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: complimented on my wonderful vocabulary.
20) By this time next year: I will probably be a hobo.
21) A better name for me would be: Shoooba
22) I have a hard time understanding: math and other such things.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll take: a gun to my head.
24) You know I like you if: I hump your leg.
25) If I won an award: I would thank Hitler.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are stupid compared to Samantha Suarez.
27) Take my advice: kill someone with an icicle.
28) My ideal breakfast is: hash browns.
29) A CD I love, but do not have is: something I can't think of right now.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you forget about it and go to the city.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: this made me angry.
32) Why won't anyone: give me a job.
33) If you spend the night at my house, don't be afraid to: get raped by aliens.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: a dollar?
35) The world could do without: insects.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: move to Los Angeles.
37) My favorite blonde is: a dead one. :D jkjk
38) Paper clips are more useful than: underarm hair.
39) If I do anything well, it's: being really bad at things.
40) And by the way: I'm sick. :(
41)The last time I was drunk, was: at my brother-in-law's party.