Bourgeois white anthropologists shouldn't fuck with ghosts in housing projects

Jun 23, 2009 11:17


I'm very amused lately with all of the Hollywood buzz. Yes, sometimes, when there is nothing on TV or I just really need to let my brain go on vacation time alone, I watch/read about Hollywood crap. It's a vice, but it allows for bouts of sanity. 'Cause really, there is no better way for rotting the brain and letting it vacation.

Some of the amusing Hollywood stuff was an article about all the pregnant actresses in Hollywood at the moment. I was most amused by a comment about Sarah Michele Geller who is expecting a first child with Freddy Prince Jr. "They did the uncommon thing in Hollywood, they actually waited a few years and wanted to spend time with each other before having kids". I know, on the face of it, it isn't amusing. But really, when you think about the wedding announcements, followed by the baby popping one, it kinda is.

I also found a hilarious article about the socialist morals in certain horror movies. Now, to be fair, I guess Sam Raimi was trying for that with Drag Me to Hell, but really all that came out was me thinking to beware of creepy old women who can remove their teeth and slobber. So, that point didn't quite come through. Plus, really… am I the only one seeing the oxymoron of a millionaire film maker standing up for the poor woman and avenging her against the nasty loan officer? It would be more believable if he was avenging the IRS worker who is auditing him… But yeah, the article itself is damn funny. And stretches it soooo much. I mean, really, Blade 2 a class aware horror movie? I thought it was dealing with Vampires.

For those who are bored and also want a break from the world, read the funniest 15 Horror Movies That Socialists Could Love.

Now for the bright note of my day… New promotional pics for Alice in Wonderland ala Tim Burton!  this makes me giddy and excited, and frightened. I am afraid of what the Cheshire cat and the caterpillar must look like. I love Helena Bonham-Carter's look, Anne Hathaway looks like herself, only paler, and Johnny Depp… Honestly, do I need to say anything or is my huge grin and pointing finger at his picture saying enough??

Now, after you've seen how he looks as the Mad Hatter (and he does look mad), bestow your eyes upon his twin …. Just sayin'.

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