ATTENTION!

Mar 24, 2005 11:19

Everybody wants it...some more than others.

Still Missing:

*My Costume History Packet, complete with magnificent etchings spanning from the Greek era through Reformation.

*My sheet music of "How Could I Ever Know?" and "Stay Well"

*My complete CD collection of which I will slaughter whomever has it. Including the musical stylings of, but not limited to: The Shins, The New Pornographers, Hot Hot Heat, The Beatles, Dixie Chicks, Johnny Cash, Joss Stone, Beck, Jason Mraz, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Foo Fighters, Cibo Matto, Fiona Apple, Modest Mouse, Broken Social Scene, Self, like all of David Bowie's albums, and, lest we forget, Christina Aguilera's hit album en espanol.

I got this today:

Subject: Acting for the Camera auditions
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 17:53:48 -0500 (EST)

Hello,
Approval for the Fall 2005 Acting for the Camera class is going to be by
audition. The auditions will be held Monday April 4th from 7 to 9:30pm in the
Film school. Please plan to remain for the whole time. You will need to prepare
a 1 to 2 minute monologue and bring a resume. Sign in at 7:00 in the Film School
lobby (University Center A) and Leslie Patterson will take you to the audition
room.

If you are unable to attend the auditions, but still want to be considered,
please drop a video tape or CD-rom of your monologue by Rm 329 FAB (my office)
by 2:00 Monday April 4th.
Just a reminder....you must be a Theatre major to take Acting for the Camera.
Please let me know if you have any questions.

Thank you!
Michele

Okay, what the fuck? Now I have to audition to get into a class that I will ultimately pay for myself? I am a student of theatre and right now I think I'm pretty much getting jipped on any real acting experience or training via classes. Now, I must prove myself in my ability to take a class? And alas, I willl do it anyhow, despite it the whole paiin-in-the-ass part. Why do I bother speaking?

Sheer Loserdom:
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (100), and liquor (86).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 58% on proof

You scored higher than 84% on beer index

You scored higher than 96% on wine index

You scored higher than 95% on liquor index
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